When Annie Couldn’t Get Her Protection

Annie woke up one morning with a start, a sense of foreboding, downright dread. She realized she was in danger. She had been living without “protection.” We are of course talking about her constitutionally enshrined right to “protection.” I mean really, every woman should have a right to “protection,” right? What would she do if a […]

Carefully Considering Your Ballot Choice Done Right

As the election draws nearer and the parties begin to really ramp up their campaign machines, the choice of which candidate to choose becomes clearer to most voters. The debates begin in a week and that is the best opportunity for the candidates to try and persuade the undecided.  They will stand before all of […]

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race and Challenges Justin Bieber for Internet Supremacy

According to the latest Rasmussen poll, Ron Paul in a statistical dead-heat with President Barack Obama among likely voters. Moreover, Paul does best out of the four Republican candidates among America’s largest voting bloc, self-identified independents. If Ron Paul would be the strongest competitor in a general election then why is Ron Paul in dead […]

Fox News Red Eye: Tweens Love Ugandan Warlords and Hate Rush Limbaugh

There is injustice in the world and it’s coming from an unlikely source: America’s tweens. As Friday’s Red Eye panel pointed out, tweens have gone crazy over the Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. As Jake Fogelnest explained, “Tweens love Ugandan warlords.” Totally! Move over Justin Beiber! Kony 2012! Kony is on fire right now with over […]

Obama Unveils Strategy for Women’s Vote

In the 2008 campaign, then candidate Obama was polling well among women but looked to shore up support among men. His strategy was to play basketball with U.S. forces, sinking nothing-but-net three pointers to the collective “Damn!” of the male television audience. The strategy was a success, however, in this election Obama needs to shore up […]

Breitbart’s Loesch: Virginia ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ is ‘Consensual Sex’

In case you missed it on Friday, because honestly, I missed it on Friday, CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loesch decided to throw her diaphragm in the ring and explain to us all how the Virginia “State-Sponsored Rape” bill is really not rape. Instead it is actually just consensual sex. In fact, it’s […]

Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign Ruined Because He Spoke French Once

Newt Gingrich, self-proclaimed legitimate Presidential candidate, has been flexing his muscles in South Carolina by attacking the current Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney. It has proven difficult to attack Romney on the basis of political platform and policy because frankly people don’t care about that. But there is one thing that Newt knows everyone in America […]

Jon Huntsman Kung Fus Self in Foot at Republican New Hampshire Debate

If there is one candidate the Democratic Party might actually be afraid of it is Jon Huntsman. The former US Ambassador to China, Governor of Utah, Deputy US Trade Representative, Ambassador to Singapore, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Commerce, and White House staff assistant has served under each of the last five presidents from Ronald Reagan […]

Jon Huntsman is Manchurian Candidate Says Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney… So Far

Ron Paul’s presidential campaign is on fire right now defending accusations of having released a video calling presidential candidate Jon Huntsman the “Manchurian Candidate”, suggesting that he has Chinese, not American, values, and that Huntsman’s adopted daughters are not really “adopted” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, get it?). The alleged makers of the video which was […]