Mary Matalin Slams Democrats for Ruining America

Mary Matalin Debates Van Jones on CNN with Wolf Blitzer

I know Mitt Romney has conceded defeat in his bid for Presidency but I still think it’s too close to declare an official winner. After all, if Florida falls Romney’s way then the election will move from ‘landslide’ to ‘thrashing’, and that’s one step closer to ‘undeniable loss’. Other Republican pundits including CNN contributor – [...]

Oops! CNN, Fox News Say Individual Mandate is Unconstitutional [VIDEO]

Fox News Say Individual Mandate is Unconstitutional

Well, thank the gods that journalists aren’t judges since both Fox News and CNN concluded Thursday that the healthcare mandate was unconstitutional after reading only a few lines of Chief Justice John Roberts’ opinion. Because, you know, reading is hard and it takes waaaaaay too long to do. So why not skip it altogether and [...]

Grover Norquist: Super Committee Failed Because Obama Taxed Poor Smokers

Grover Norquist - Only Poor People Smoke Cigarettes So Rich People Shouldn’t Be Taxed More For Any Reason

Grover Norquist has a bug up his butt and apparently it’s been camped out there for at least two and a half years. What insect could possibly survive inside the anus of Norquist, the president of a taxpayer advocacy group, Americans for Tax Reform, whose sphincter muscles must be suffocatingly tight, except of course when he spews his tax “reform” feces pledges all over our economy.

Chris Christie Says No: In Related News, GOP Suffers Mad Case of Blue Balls

Chris Christie Says No - In Related News, GOP Suffers Mad Case of Blue Balls

The super sexy Chris Christie, the Angelina Jolie of the Republican presidential race for the past couple weeks, the Marilyn Monroe of the GOP has officially pulled out of the race. Okay, he was never in the race; he just teased all of us with statements like, “No, I am sooo not going to run, [...]