Mel Reacts to the Latest GOP Presidential Campaign Update
Political Satire, Political Humor and Political Comedy that is Often Indigestible
Dear female citizens of these United States, Now that it is becoming possible that I might win the Republican primary, naturally I’m already thinking of how I’m going to govern as president. People are always asking me if I’m going to change once I’m in office. My simple answer is NO. I am still going [...]
With Newt Gingrich the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination and the recent implosion of the Herman Cain campaign, here’s a look at fates of the last few GOP presidential candidates that were once the frontrunner (i.e. Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry).
If only poor kids were more like rich kids, the Income Gap would be just another shop at the Mega-Mall, right? That’s what Newt Gingrich says. Rich kids have a strong work ethic. Poor kids don’t. We can all go home now. Problem solved. Just shove a plunger in those pitiful kids’ hands, tell them [...]
It may not be news to most folks on the planet, but to supporters of Newt Gingrich and to the GOP in general it may have come as a surprise. All those trusted crazed faces on Fox News telling them that president Obama is the Antichrist, that the Islamization of America is going to damn [...]
When I say Peace and Liberty, what do you think of? No, it’s not the political party named the Peace and Liberty party, which is a bit of a letdown for them. These days, it’s the name of the two newest turkeys invited to the Mt Vernon Turkey Ranch. Peace and Liberty, the given names [...]
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Every time Tim Tebow scores a touchdown, an angel gets its wings. … With unemployment at 9 percent, Obama must go door-to-door on Christmas morning. “Look, kid, sorry Santa didn’t bring you that train set, but I gave your daddy’s job to a 14-year-old Chinese kid.” … Chuck Todd is lucky to have his an [...]
We’ve all experienced them. Heck, I admit it, I’ve been one of them – the drunk annoying ahole at the bar screaming at people to shut up and “LISTEN! Damn it! Fiscal conservativism wooould n-never work on ship like Cloud 9, you fracking idiot! So shshshshut it!” So I could totally understand when I first [...]