Obama White House Shuts Down Main Street USA, No Longer the Happiest Place on Earth

Obama White House Shuts Down Main Street USA No Longer the Happiest Place on Earth

Literally, dozens of shops were shut down on Main Street USA Thursday as President Barack Obama’s White House intruded on the Happiest Place on Earth. Hundreds of pimply-faced, yet wholesome-looking teenagers dressed like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins had to go on break early as the evil Obaminator took over the microphone to discuss his [...]