2011 Surviving the Recession Mortgage Purgatory GOP Meltdown Feel Good Yin/Yang Symbol Happy Face!!!

2011 Surviving the Recession Mortgage Purgatory GOP Meltdown

Yin “Sad Face” side symbolizing it’s okay to feel utter dismay over the apparently nonstop downward spiral of the economy and just stuff in general. Yang “Happy Face” side symbolizing attitude of, “Hey, pal! Buck up! Be grateful it isn’t worse! Remember good old US ingenuity has gotten us through many a mess, plus — Bin Laden, DONE!! Gaddafi, OVER!! Whaddaya want already?!! Have a nice day!! Sheesh!

Glenn Beck: Gaddafi Death Will Play Out At Occupy Wall Street

Glenn Beck - Gaddafi Death Will Play Out At Occupy Wall Street

Glenn Beck must think that Wall Street bankers are like evil despots who cruelly suppress the plebs they rule over with their gilded iron fists sculpted to crush US fighter planes. On his radio show Monday, Beck predicted the death of Gaddafi would be played out on the streets of America somewhere at the hands [...]

Top Ten #IDontWantThisToComeOutTheWrongWay Tweets Of The Day

Top Ten IDontWantThisToComeOutTheWrongWay Tweets Of The Day

Some of folks were a bit miffed at our post today slamming Donny Deutsch for his ludicrous comment regarding Occupy Wall Street in which he said, and we quote (hence the quotation marks): “Obviously everybody is saying, they need to kind of clarify, they need policy issues — ‘this is what we want’ as opposed [...]

NAILED! Victoria Jackson Takes on #OccupyWallStreet

NAILED - Victoria Jackson Takes on OccupyWallStreet

Victoria Jackson, known for her career as a Saturday Night Live cast member, bravely ventured into the sea of Occupy Wall Street protesters in Lower Manhattan in an attempt to determine just what these left-wing agitators of are protesting. It’s 15 minutes of fun as Jackson begins by pointing out the decade long absence of [...]

NAILED! Geraldo: #OccupyWallStreet Has a Legitimate Complaint – Fox News Lies!

Geraldo #OccupyWallStreet Has a Legitimate Complaint - Fox News Lies

Oh, Geraldo. You know just what to say. First you flatter, then you tease, then you nail yourself in your arse. Geraldo Rivera at OWS: “Before I say goodnight, I want to end with a couple of statements here about what’s happening in Zuccotti Park (guy waves newspaper in front of camera). The crowd is [...]

#OccupyAtlanta Mutated From #OccupyWallStreet into The Blob! Don’t let John Lewis Speak?!

OccupyAtlanta Mutated Form OccupyWallStreet into The Blob Don't let John Lewis Speak

The human microphone, finger wiggles and groupthink got in the way of letting Civil Rights Leader John Lewis speaking to The Blob at Occupy Atlanta! Seriously, WTF happened to OccupyAtlanta? First off, what’s with the uber-creepy, human microphone crap? I get that actual microphones are a city violation and all, but this human microphone thing [...]

Top Ten Reasons to Support #OccupyWallStreet

Top Ten Reasons to Support OccupyWallStreet

Many of you may be wondering what those crazy, raisin-eating, patchouli-wearing, drum-beating hippies are doing blocking the streets as you’re trying to get to your Non Fat, Half-Caff, Mocha Chai Latte on your way work. Well, through the use of nonviolent Arab Spring tactics, they are just trying to rid the country of the corporate [...]

Top Ten #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp Tweets of the Day

Herman Cain OccupyWallStreet - IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp Tweets

Inspired by the ever-eloquent Herman Cain and his now infamous “I don’t have facts to back this up” intro to his then conspiracy–laden nonsense regarding Occupy Wall Street, here are the top 10 tweets of the day with the hashtag #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp. They’re in no particular order and quite honestly this hashtag is just getting started [...]

Herman Cain to #OccupyWallStreet: Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting, Whatever-the-Hell-You-Are People! (VIDEO)

Herman Cain to OccupyWallStreet - Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting Whatever-the-Hell You Are People

In our new segment titled Paraphrasing Gone Horribly Wrong, here is our disasterous attempt to paraphrase Herman Cain’s recent interview with the Wall Street Journal regarding the Occupy Wall Street Protesters. We apologize in advance for all the errors; see the video below for the actual interview: I don’t have facts to back this up [...]

The F***ing Marines Are Coming To Occupy Wall Street

The Marines are coming to Wall Street

You read it right. THE Marines are coming to Wall Street. The ones that took an oath to protect America. And apparently these guys take it seriously! Granted many may not be active duty but you know what they say, “Once a Marine, always a Marine.” Actually, do they say that? Just seems fitting. They [...]