Newt Gingrich Goes #OWS on Fox And Friends

Newt Gingrich who once infamously told the Occupy Wall Street protesters to “Go get a job right after you take a bath” has now taken up the OWS mantra, although, let’s be honest, he’s way to prideful to understand that it is the OWS mantra that he has taken. While Newt’s head is massive and […]

Black Friday, Penn State Riots vs. Tea Party and #OWS

The reality check America needs right now could not be better explained than by Tommy Christopher of Mediaite in his piece Why America Is Doomed: We Riot For Waffle Irons And Disgraced Football Coaches. After watching endless replays of the pepper spraying cop at UC Davis fumigate a row of peacefully protesting students, it was […]

EPIC FAIL: Super Committee Inflicts Economic Waterboarding

Remember that Super Committee that was going to save the greatest country in the world from another epic economic collapse while demonstrating true bipartisan camaraderie and teaching us all the meaning of fiscal responsibility? You know, the one that, if it failed to cut the deficit by $1.2tn, the metaphorical gun-to-our-heads would go off and […]

A Fracture’s Worth 1,000 Words.

Well, the Occupy Wall Street party was finally busted and everyone’s gone home, with well-wishes and promises to get together and do it again real soon.  But the question remains; ‘Who are the protesters and what do they want?’ As for who they are—an amorphous group made up of the unemployed, the unemployable, the truly […]

Occupy Sin City

Frank Miller, the writer/artist behind the Sin City series and 300, recently blasted the Occupy Wall Street movement on his blog, saying that the only way OWS could be called a “movement” is if the word “bowel” preceded it. Please keep in mind that Frank Miller is also the reason we have phrase “the g*****n […]

Bachmann Meets Occupy Wall Street’s Human Microphone and She Don’t Like No Feedback

While giving a speech on a campaign stop in South Carolina last Thursday, presidential hopeful Michelle Bachmann clashed with the voices that had been haunting her dreams for two months: The Occupy Wall Street human microphone. During Ms. Bachmann’s lecture on foreign policy, about ten Occupy Wall Street protestors stood and began a prepared statement, […]

Political musings … updated Nov. 12

Occupy Wall Street will never become Main Street. The problem with the movement is that its slogan always is, “Something is wrong but I don’t know what!” It’s time to figure out the “what.” Is it more taxes? If so, to whom? When? What about just cutting loopholes? Generating revenue is tricky, but someone’s gotta […]

Highly Caffeinated But Completely Sober Rep. Joe Walsh Yells at Constituents

We’ve all experienced them. Heck, I admit it, I’ve been one of them – the drunk annoying ahole at the bar screaming at people to shut up and “LISTEN! Damn it! Fiscal conservativism wooould n-never work on ship like Cloud 9, you fracking idiot! So shshshshut it!” So I could totally understand when I first […]

Conservative Nightmare Gloria Allred Exists Due to Conservative Ideals

The Herman Cain Campaign needs to understand that they only have conservative ideals to blame for the existence of Gloria Allred. As new allegations of unwelcomed hands in crotches surfaced today by yet another woman, “activist celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred” finally threw her blazer in the ring as the representative of victim number four, Sharon […]

Comedian Brad Stine on Fox & Friends: Boys Invented Apple Computers

Conservative ideals produce virile strong men and liberal ideals produce wussy effeminate mama’s boys according to comedian and Gérard Depardieu stunt double Brad Stine. And with new statistics to back nothing up like the fact that more and more fully grown men are living at home with their parents Stine has concluded that the “wussification […]