Santorum’s Plan to Harm Impoverished Women Revealed

Rick Santorum, hater of women, standing on some hay to look folksy. It is well documented that Rick Santorum hates women. Especially women who don’t constantly have babies. Santorum has stated in several speeches and interviews that birth control doesn’t work and that it “is harmful to women” and the country. However, in a recent […]

California to Nation: I’m Leaving You for Another Country

The state of California announced today that she was leaving America for another country after news from Public Policy Polling came out that Americans had voted California as the most hated state out of all 50 states. “What did I do to deserve such treatment?” said the teary-eyed, bleeding-heart hamlet. “I have done nothing but […]

The Biggest Democratic Scandal of 2012: Clinton Goes Rogue

At one point many saw Hillary Clinton as a respectable Secretary of State. She was dignified. She was tough. Then came the G20 summit where she brashly decided to wear green–when everyone was clearly supposed to wear white. Only time will tell if she can overcome this clear violation of foreign Diplomacy. These are serious […]

Killer Unmanned Military Drone Lacks Accountability

A recent story reported in the LA Times asks the question: Who’s accountable for unpiloted drones? The brilliant answer is of course: No one! And this is all a part of a master governmental plan that Restoring Truthiness has uncovered. Think about it. Not too long ago, an American military drone crashed in the tiny Island […]

A TrumpDorsement and Why It Matters

You’ve heard the news. You’ve rolled your eyes and went about your day. But as a proud patriot I”m just gonna state the facts here. Like all us conservatives do. And the simple fact is this: the Romney campaign should feel blessed that they received Donald Trump’s endorsement. The celestial event is known as a […]

Soledad O’Brien Tries to Make Sense of Mitt Romney’s “I Am Not Concerned With the Poor” Comment

Soledad O’Brien tries to make sense of Mitt Romney’s “I’m not concerned about the very poor” comment.

Mitt Romney: Romney Gives Us The Slip?

Mitt Romney graciously gave the world a new bumper sticker line yesterday when he blatantly uttered those now classic, and yet, not retractable words “I am not concerned with the poor” (insert sigh here). Yes, he said it and we say… finally an honest politician. One has to wonder if somewhere in the White House […]

Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

The State of the Union, Abridged

An early copy of the President’s State of the Union address was leaked onto the White House website earlier today. To the shock and amazement of many of the website visitors, the speech was left up for all to view.  The open and frank language of the speech was shocking enough, but the brevity of […]

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

It might be the first time ever that someone actually told a throng of rally-goers NOT to vote for them for president of the United States … of South Carolina. That’s just what Herman Cain did on Friday after Stephen Colbert spent the first seven plus minutes of their joint rally at the College of […]