In Defense of Todd Akin

As you all know I am a staunch supporter of a Right to Life: a program giving free Quaker cereal to those in need. But I am also anti-abortion. And this Sunday Republican Representative and part-time scarecrow Todd Akin was unfairly attacked by the pro-woman lobby when he defended his stance that abortion should be […]

Fox News Distracted By a Flying Squirrel in a Pink Leotard

While the world watched a 4’11, 16-year-old Gabby Douglas from Virginia Beach, Virginia be crowned Olympic Champion of the All-Around in Gymnastics after having lead the US Olympic Gymnastics Team to a team gold medal, Fox News was distracted by something. No it wasn’t the bling, bling of the beautiful gold medal being placed around […]

Drunk, Racist, Skinhead, Neo-Nazi Allowed to Have Weapon

Another gun-related tragedy has struck America when a lone gunman killed six people at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin. The shooter, a man named Wade Michael Page, committed the act with a 9MM Handgun that was obtained legally. In a background investigation of Page, the Oak Creek Police Chief said, “Right now there […]

America, The Nation of Givers, and Our Bullied Bus Monitor, Karen Klein

Lefties or righties, we are a nation of givers. From dishing out insults to doling out the dough, we can give it like the best of them. And nothing proves this better than the latest viral video that’s got America a-buzz. It’s a profanity-laced 10 minute video of middle schoolers taunting bus monitor Karen Klein, […]

Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, Clinton

The Obama Administration may now realize why our national debt is way too high. We are paying way too much for our war bounties these days. Recently, the US offered of up to $33 million for tip-offs leading to the arrest of Al Qaeda’s top leaders. That’s an apparent overspend of a few 100,000 farm […]

Trimming the Fat

Are you sick of choices?  Are too many options starting to get you down?  Do you find yourself staring at menus in disbelief for hours on end because you just can’t make up your mind?  If this sounds like you, then you are in luck.  The great city of New York and its wonder-Mayor Michael […]

Mitt Romney & Barack Obama: The Middle Man?

When I was a younger person in around 1984 I went to see the movie “The Karate Kid” (mostly because I had a crush on Ralph Macchio but that is another story). There was a scene in the movie where Noriyuki “Pat” Morita’s character “Mr. Miyagi” is talking to Ralph Macchio’s character aiming to give […]

WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a […]

President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]