Post Office: A Refrigerator Has Never Been Hacked

Remember the last time you sent an email through your refrigerator? Or downloaded an ebook through your corkboard? Well, according to the United States Postal Service, you made a brilliant decision. As they explain to Americans in their latest round of commercials: A refrigerator has never been hacked. An online virus has never attacked a […]

Epic Fail: USPS Is Nearing Default

In the epic battle for mail delivery, the snails are getting their arses kicked, evidently. And by snails, I’m not just referring to the delivery of the mail (hey, UPS and FedEx are fine). I’m referring to the bureaucrats in our government who can’t seem to navigate their way out of a paper bag, or […]