I Can Admit When I am Wrong

It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong, and I am a big man.  More so since working primarily at a desk for the past few years.  But I am wrong nevertheless.  I have always thought it would be the Republicans that would eventually figure out a way to eliminate the United […]

The Real Outrage

An outrage is an outrage, is an outrage.  Sometimes an event of tragic proportions has to happen in order for injustices to be brought to the surface.  Such a tragedy has recently happened in the senseless killing of Trayvon Martin. It is not every day that a young man is killed because of candy.  It […]

The GOP Political Race: The Almost FLOTUS Behind The Possible POTUS:

The life of politicians Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum has always had an intense spotlight focused on their every move, but rarely does that light ever shine on the women in their lives yet as the saying goes, “Behind every great man is a great woman.”; and so we ask the […]

Ron Paul’s 55th Wedding Anniversary: Yes, Virginia, There Really is a Politician with Family Values!

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul yesterday celebrated his 55th wedding anniversary with his FIRST, and only wife, Carolyn Paul. As a special reward for his loyal wife of five and a half decades, Congressman Paul surprised her with a little early morning sausage. “I said that she could sleep in and I provided her breakfast,” […]

President Obama Delivers “State of Reality” Speech A Week After His “State of the Union” Address

  President Obama Delivers A Dose of Reality To Students One Week After State of the Union After delivering his “State of the Union” speech last week, President Obama decided to address a group of college seniors at the prestigious University of Norfolk in Detroit, Michigan. The speech has now been dubbed the “State of Reality” […]

An Open Letter to Women From Ron Paul

Dear female citizens of these United States, Now that it is becoming possible that I might win the Republican primary, naturally I’m already thinking of how I’m going to govern as president. People are always asking me if I’m going to change once I’m in office. My simple answer is NO. I am still going […]

Newt Gingrich: Fire School Janitors, Hire Children – Child Labor Laws Are “Truly Stupid”

Newt Gingrich believes it’s the government’s job to teach poor kids how to be successful business men and women. And to do that he has a plan: “get rid of the unionized janitors, have one master janitor and pay local students to take care of the school.” We are soooo not making that up. He […]

So You Want to Be President Board Game

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“Ron Paul 2012!” Says Drunk Guy

If you would just read your constitution, you would know that you have every right to be FUBARed while driving as long as you don’t hurt anything. It says so right there in the First Amendment: Congress shall make no law disrespecting an establishment of my right to get FUBARed, or prohibiting the free exercise […]

Our Guide to the Best Coverage of Ron Paul and His Record

Three-time presidential candidate Ron Paul is consistently disregarded by the media, a point made recently by comedian Jon Stewart [2] and confirmed by a Pew Research Center [3] analysis [3]of news coverage.