Conan O’Brien Attacks Defense of Marriage: Team Coco Declares War

  The sanctity of marriage is under attack in this nation, just like our children are waging a war on obesity and the 99% are going all “class war” on the 1%. The slippery slope that defenders of straight marriage warned us about has happened; a comedian just wed a gay couple. Now if that […]

Did Barney Frank Fart At Rachel Maddow on MSNBC?

What on God’s earth did Rachel Maddow do to deserve the anal acoustics presented so ineloquently by Barney Frank on her Monday night? While discussing the U.S. budget, jobs and the debt, Barney Frank appeared to sound the butt trumpet, yet offered no “excuse me” and continued on with his statement. What? Did he think […]

Suspicious Package Found At Weiner’s Office, Seriously

Oh the fun just never ends! Now a suspicious package shows up outside former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s congressional office. Get it “suspicious package”. What a knee-slapper that is! Yeah, see apparently a box of CDs mistaken for, oh I don’t know, a BOMB appeared mysteriously in front of Rep Weiner’s office shortly before he was […]

Rush Limbaugh Blames Liberal Women for All Political Sex Scandals (VIDEO)

Apparently, Rush Limbaugh hasn’t left his sarcophagus since the 4077 were taking shrapnel in the 70s TV hit M*A*S*H. Now that Anthony Weiner has agreed to enter rehab, Limbaugh has taken this time to reflect on just how these politicians become sex crazed lunatics. And he has come to one simple conclusion; it’s the fault […]

Colbert and Spirit of Juno Arrive in Bermuda (VIDEOS)

Regardless of the lack of natural wind in the air to lift their sails, apparently Stephen Colbert provided enough hot air to propel his boat the Spirit of Juno and his crew mates to second to cross the finish line (we’re still waiting on the official results). Colbert and crew arrived at St. George’s Harbour around sunrise after crossing the East End finish line at approximately 5 am. After blaming mother nature for holding SOJ back, Colbert expressed optimism that his crew could still be the winning team…

UPDATE: Spirit of Juno and Stephen Colbert back in Second as Five Boats Drop Out of Charleston Bermuda Race

Gratitude, Halcyon, Santosha, Spirit of Minerva, and Yanosha all “retired” late Thursday/early Friday morning frustrated that there just aren’t any winds to power their boats. According to race headquarters …

Stephen Colbert in Charleston Bermuda Race

Stephen Colbert is aboard the “Spirit of Juno” in the 2011 Charleston Bermuda Race. And while the yacht was at one point in the lead, it is currently in 2nd place (probably because the boat is British). Here are the details of their Competitor Entry…

Last Week’s Top 10 Late Night Political Jokes

With this week getting underway, let’s look back at last week’s top 10 late night jokes (in no particular order):

Reporting the News is Like Gliding through F-ing The Matrix says BBC Newswipe Host

“It starts here,” says Booker, “with a lackluster establishing shot of a significant location. Next, a walky-talky preamble from the auteur, pacing steadily towards the lens, punctuating every other sentence with a hand gesture, and ignoring all the prigs milling around him like he’s gliding through the [censored] Matrix, before coming to a halt and posing a question: ‘What comes next?’”

Colbert Throws Tempter Tantrum Over Wisconsin Judge Who Blocked Anti-Union Law – TPM LiveWire

Who does that Wisconsin judge, who blocked Gov. Scott walkers (R) anti-union law, think she is? His mom? …