Tea Party Burning the Flag (Code)

Burn My Flag

When I was a teenager there was a word we used for hypocritical before we knew what hypocritical meant: poser. My friends and I lived and breathed BMX biking. We spent every summer building a BMX park on land the power company ran high-tension transmission lines through. These were the last open tracts of land [...]

Occupy Wall Street & The Tea Party: Eating The Same Bad Skittles

Skittle

When someone offers Skittles, eight is really the ideal serving size. Less than that and you sort of feel cheated by the Corn Syrup Gods. However, this can be remedied by maintaining eye contact with the not-so-generous Skittle bag bearer, refusing to withdrawal your outstretched hand and solemnly declaring in a hushed tone, “Dude, I [...]

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams’ Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Halloween is scary, scary night, which is why it was imperative for The Daily Show host Jon Stewart to ditch his clearly tough-as-nails kids and head on over to Rockefeller Center to be by the side of NBC news anchor Brian Williams as Mr. Willliams premiered his new show Rock Center. Evidently, Mr. Williams was [...]

Tea Party Attempts to Break Up With Bachmann

Bachmann Dumped by American Majority

The Tea Party has officially dumped Michelle Bachmann. Well, officially “attempted” to dump Bachmann, with little success. Like a crazy stereotype girlfriend, Bachmann has ignored the break-up and continues to press on. It was a single sided break-up from what associates say, delivered by text message in a public place. To Bachmann, it came out [...]

The Tea Party Parties as the US Declines

The Tea Party Parties as the US Declines

The American Public in Wonderland. The tea party even Alice could never have imagined in her wildest dream. “More tea, Alice? Drink up!”