Republicans Want You to Work for Pooping Pooches Who Create Shovel-Ready Jobs

Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson made the bold statement at Thursday’s Fox News/Google debate that his “next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.” The crowd enthusiastically applauded the pooches’ fiscal fecal efforts but it raises the question: if politicians can’t even write their own jokes how can we […]