God Hints He May Run for Republican Nomination

With Super Tuesday showing no clear winner yet in the Republican primaries, God has signaled that he may throw his hat in the ring for the nomination at the Republican National Convention. While former pronouncements from the Almighty have taken the form of burning bushes or stone tablets, God’s most recent announcement came via his […]

President Obama on Obama 2044 Fundraising Tour

Well every election year seems to get earlier and earlier but this is totally ridiculous. Today, President Barack Obama launched his fundraising tour. However, it wasn’t for his 2012 re-election campaign. Nope. Incredibly this fundraising tour was for his daughters’, Malia and Sasha, 2044 Presidential Campaigns! Speaking to a group of pre-pre-schoolers, Obama said, “With the polarizing […]