Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

Roger Ailes - Jon Stewart Told Me He's a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to [...]

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

We’ve all seen the scene in the movie when a major character is stuck in that seriously ironic moment. Like in Star Wars when Darth Vader decides to move his Death-Star-making factory from Bespin to Endor then tries to run for Sith Lord of Bespin while the high school band inadvertently plays the Endor fight [...]