Limbaugh to Sandra Fluke: Free Condoms and Lube, You Slut, That’s All You Get, And I Get to Watch!

Rush Limbaugh to Sandra Fluke - Free Condoms and Lube, You Slut, That’s It, And I Get to Watch

That about sums up what Rush Limbaugh had to say in the last few days regarding women’s rights to contraception. Oh that and Sandra Fluke’s a prostitute and a slut. Sandra Fluke, by the way, is the third-year law student, who testified about Georgetown University’s policy on contraception during an unofficial hearing on Capitol Hill [...]

Breitbart’s Loesch: Virginia ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ is ‘Consensual Sex’

Breitbart's Dana Loesch Virginia State-Sponsored Rape is Consensual Sex

In case you missed it on Friday, because honestly, I missed it on Friday, CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loesch decided to throw her diaphragm in the ring and explain to us all how the Virginia “State-Sponsored Rape” bill is really not rape. Instead it is actually just consensual sex. In fact, it’s [...]

POPE APOLOGIES FOR SEX SCANDALS NOW IN 32 LANGUAGES! – ‘Los Siento Ninos!’

PopeKids

Vatican City: Before Pope Benedict XVI’s coronation as His Most Holiness, he could only say ‘I’m sorry’ in six languages. “He’s had a Guatemalan pool boy and a Nigerian male nurse who can hardly communicate in their own native dialect. If he wants anything done right he has to speak in their tongues,” says Salvatore [...]

Herman Cain: A Dick That Can Get Things Done

Ginger White

On Monday, a Georgia woman, Ginger White, told a Fox affiliate that she had engaged in a 13-year long affair with presidential hopeful Herman Cain. White, 46, claims that Herman Cain flew her around the country on several occasions and has proof of the alleged affair. Mr. Cain’s immediate response was, “Here we go again. [...]