No means Yes, and other Thinkspeak

Thank you friends of Restoring Truthiness for your tireless pursuit of the Truthy. Sorry to say, but this may be our last post. But it’s not all bad news, in fact, Republicans may win control of the Senate – the long national nightmare will be over – in two more years when a “real” American […]

Single White Female

Remember “The Blame Game?”  That’s when one party blames the other for the country’s problems, unless they actually did cause the problems and then it means “tag, you’re it, no tag-backs, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah.Looser!” But who do you blame when you loose an election that you were so sure you were going to win that […]

Zimmerman Will Be Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder Thanks to Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee [Update]

After Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, Zimmerman’s two attorneys, abandoned ship yesterday after two whole days (count ‘em TWO!) of not being able to contact their client, Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey has announced that she is charging George Zimmerman with second degree murder in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. You might say that the […]

Roger Ailes Says Fox News Has Course Corrected

If strawberries, blueberries, limes and lemons leave a bad taste in your mouth then you haven’t been to one of Roger Ailes pre-prime-time Fox News televised debates with the infamous backstage smoothie bar! Last Thursday was Mr. Ailes chance to showcase the new and improved – ahem! – Fair and Balanced skills of his Fox […]

Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company

Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, […]

Jon Stewart Crushes Fox News in Ratings

Jon Stewart’s mockery of all things political has endeared him and his team at The Daily Show to enough real Americans that Stewart and TDS have made it to the top of the ratings heap toppling one of their frequent and deserving victims, the Fox News network.