Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the […]
Jon Huntsman to Join the Jackass TV Series
“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to […]
Herman Cain Refuses to Leave America Alone, Starts Obnoxious Bus Tour
Herman Cain not being self-promoting. After a month of inexplicable absence from the political spotlight Herman Cain has returned in full force by announcing on “Hannity” that he will be launching a unique and not at all obnoxious bus tour to tout his grand unified theory of taxation summed up as the 9-9-9 tax plan. […]
Republicans to Offer Palin in Lieu of Terrorist Retaliation
On Friday, Republicans gathered to discuss the possibility of a large-scale al Qaeda attack in response to the U.S. government’s assassination of an American Muslim cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, in Yemen. The terrorist organization is viewing al-Awlaki as a martyr, and according to CNN, its members are making promises of retaliation to the United States. Eventually, the […]
Wyclef Jean loves Sarah Palin; Hell Reaches −45°F
It’s official. Hell has frozen over. Just days ago Hell was experiencing record high temperatures nearing 3,478,532 degrees Fahrenheit. However, suddenly conditions shifted and temperatures plummeted drastically all the way down to North-Pole-like temperatures and leveling off at approximately -45 degrees Fahrenheit. The Supernatural Weather Service had no comment at this time. In other potentially […]
Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company
Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, […]
2011 Recession/Presidential Election Idiocy Brain Scan
What would the brain looks like having been bombarded with the current news of the day.