Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the […]
Jon Huntsman to Join the Jackass TV Series
January 19, 2012 by
“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to […]
Herman Cain Refuses to Leave America Alone, Starts Obnoxious Bus Tour
January 6, 2012 by
Herman Cain not being self-promoting. After a month of inexplicable absence from the political spotlight Herman Cain has returned in full force by announcing on “Hannity” that he will be launching a unique and not at all obnoxious bus tour to tout his grand unified theory of taxation summed up as the 9-9-9 tax plan. […]
Republicans to Offer Palin in Lieu of Terrorist Retaliation
October 14, 2011 by
On Friday, Republicans gathered to discuss the possibility of a large-scale al Qaeda attack in response to the U.S. government’s assassination of an American Muslim cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, in Yemen. The terrorist organization is viewing al-Awlaki as a martyr, and according to CNN, its members are making promises of retaliation to the United States. Eventually, the […]
Sing A Long with the President! Obama Sings “Trick the Bridesmaid”
October 6, 2011 by
It’s the second installment of our new favorite peeps, Bad Lip Reading. We’re trying to catch up with them. We know we’re behind but we count ouselves lucky in that regard because we don’t have to wait for new videos. They’re all new to us! Here’s the chorus for those that love to sing along! […]
Roger Ailes Says Fox News Has Course Corrected
September 26, 2011 by
If strawberries, blueberries, limes and lemons leave a bad taste in your mouth then you haven’t been to one of Roger Ailes pre-prime-time Fox News televised debates with the infamous backstage smoothie bar! Last Thursday was Mr. Ailes chance to showcase the new and improved – ahem! – Fair and Balanced skills of his Fox […]
Wyclef Jean loves Sarah Palin; Hell Reaches −45°F
September 15, 2011 by
It’s official. Hell has frozen over. Just days ago Hell was experiencing record high temperatures nearing 3,478,532 degrees Fahrenheit. However, suddenly conditions shifted and temperatures plummeted drastically all the way down to North-Pole-like temperatures and leveling off at approximately -45 degrees Fahrenheit. The Supernatural Weather Service had no comment at this time. In other potentially […]
Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company
September 7, 2011 by
Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, […]
2011 Recession/Presidential Election Idiocy Brain Scan
August 21, 2011 by
What would the brain looks like having been bombarded with the current news of the day.
