Oops! CNN, Fox News Say Individual Mandate is Unconstitutional [VIDEO]

Well, thank the gods that journalists aren’t judges since both Fox News and CNN concluded Thursday that the healthcare mandate was unconstitutional after reading only a few lines of Chief Justice John Roberts’ opinion. Because, you know, reading is hard and it takes waaaaaay too long to do. So why not skip it altogether and […]

Man Robs $1 from Bank for Medical Care

  With a growth in his chest, two ruptured disks in his back and a problem with his left foot, James Verone let desperation get the best of him last Thursday as he robbed an RBC Bank in North Carolina of $1. Why? For the health benefits! See, apparently criminals have better health benefits than […]