Romney: Just Accept It

Mitt Romney, a name you undoubtedly know by now if you’ve bothered to turn on the TV. A name that pretty much says exactly what it means for America: a bland white guy. But given the race so far, that’s exactly what America didn’t know it wanted. “We figured America was ready for another white […]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a […]

Romney CAN Win! But Google Says “WTF?! Are You Serious?”

Romney can win! Seriously, people. Mitt Romney can win just about any race he sets his mind to even if Google is a little confused as to why the hell anyone would search for such a phrase as “Romney can win.” So confused in fact that when someone searches for “Romney can win” Google asks, […]

What Mitt Romney Missed in Rachel Maddow’s Sex Class Yesterday

If it weren’t for Rachel Maddow and a young woman attending a town hall in Sioux City, Iowa, Mitt Romney might be none-the-wiser about how his uterus works. See Mr. Romney says he supports the idea of “life begins at CONCEPTION – meaning when a sperm burrows its way into an egg (in sciency terms […]