Capturing the Dog Vote

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When it was pitched, it was the ultimate high concept movie, President Lincoln’s Doctor’s Dog.  It never made it past concept, but obviously, the writers were onto something.  People like Lincoln, they like doctors, and they love dogs, but they don’t always like “president,” and that brings us to this presidential election. What dog will [...]

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

We’ve all seen the scene in the movie when a major character is stuck in that seriously ironic moment. Like in Star Wars when Darth Vader decides to move his Death-Star-making factory from Bespin to Endor then tries to run for Sith Lord of Bespin while the high school band inadvertently plays the Endor fight [...]

Romney Backed By “Pink Slime” Money

Romney Backed By Pink Slime Money

The company Beef Products Inc., has come under fire for adding what the media is referring to as “pink slime” (yum) to their ground beef. What is “pink slime” made of? Well, I’m glad you asked. First, you chop off all the things from a piece of meat that you wouldn’t want to eat. Then [...]

Mitt Romney: Political Satire In Motion

Mitt Romney - Political Satire In Motion

Once again Mr. Mitt Romney has giving us political writers a great satire by just him being himself. I mean if you think about it, Romney could be considered by some (not naming any names like the author of this article) to be political satire in motion. Ahhh, I think back to the red faced [...]

Romney vs. Gingrich / Cashinator vs. Smarface

Romney vs Gingrich-Cashinator vs Smarface

Mitt Romney never sleeps; he only stands-by. Every morning, 5 a.m., his brain downloads and installs updates. Then Romney goes for a 10-mile run, stopping only to let his personal fitness trainer catch his breath. Before breakfast, Mitt shortly goes online for some quick stock trading, makes himself a couple million, just to keep in [...]

A TrumpDorsement and Why It Matters

A TrumpDorsement and Why It Matters

You’ve heard the news. You’ve rolled your eyes and went about your day. But as a proud patriot I”m just gonna state the facts here. Like all us conservatives do. And the simple fact is this: the Romney campaign should feel blessed that they received Donald Trump’s endorsement. The celestial event is known as a [...]

Soledad O’Brien Tries to Make Sense of Mitt Romney’s “I Am Not Concerned With the Poor” Comment

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Soledad O’Brien tries to make sense of Mitt Romney’s “I’m not concerned about the very poor” comment.

Donald Trump Delivers Knockout Blow to Romney Campaign by Endorsing it

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The Donald Trump has endorsed Mitt Romney for President today at an event in Las Vegas. After a brief flirtation with running as a candidate himself, the Donald has decided that he is best suited for making a mockery of reality television and comb-overs and not politics. The news of The Donald’s endorsement of the [...]

Romney vs Gingrich: Together They Divide and Divided They Fall?

Romney vs Gingrich Together They Divide and Divided They Fall

One could imagine how many congratulatory calls came flowing into Mitt Romney’s camp (no that’s not the joke) after his 14-point victory in Florida Tuesday night; all except one…the good sportsmanship call from main rival Newt Gingrich. Romney told TODAY’s show Matt Lauer on Wednesday, “other candidates all called. I guess. Speaker Gingrich doesn’t have our phone number.” Okay, now [...]

Undecided Republican Voters Experiencing Memory Loss

Undecided Republican Voters Experiencing Memory Loss

The Republican Primary is all but officially a two elephant race. With Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as the only legitimate candidates for the nomination, a distressing phenomenon has developed in undecided Republican voters. I call it Mitt-Induced-Memory-Loss or “MIML”. The cause of MIML is simple; no one likes Mitt Romney. He’s like a charisma-less [...]