Carefully Considering Your Ballot Choice Done Right

As the election draws nearer and the parties begin to really ramp up their campaign machines, the choice of which candidate to choose becomes clearer to most voters. The debates begin in a week and that is the best opportunity for the candidates to try and persuade the undecided.  They will stand before all of […]

Romney Attempts to Prove his Empathy by Attacking the Last Empathetic Thing He Did

Mitt Romney has been receiving a lot of flak from the Liberal gotcha-razi after he was secretly recorded throwing 47% of Americans under the bus for wanting food for their families. Well now Romney’s out to set the record straight by demonstrating how he’s got more empathy than a 16 year old girl after watching […]

Numb and Number(er)

Now that the Republican ticket is receiving free government protection from the Secret Service (don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll cut off that expense when they win), the candidates have been given code names. What’s your pick? Mine are “The President” and “Altar Boy.” Let’s face it, Romney looks like Joe President (slightly stiff) action figure. […]

Romney v. Chair

Mitt Romney Accuses Obama of ‘War on Religion’, Ignores Facts

If you know me you know I love a good campaign commerical. In 30 seconds or less a commercial can sum up all the things I believe about a candidate without being bogged down by facts or “the truth”. Like this new ad released by the Romney campaign about Obamacare forcing religious employers to cover […]

Mitt Romney Tells Harry Reid He Put Out ‘Smelly Baloney’

This nation has always been about honoring people’s beliefs. But recently Mitt Romney has been unfairly persecuted for his belief to shrowd his financial history in secrecy. Several days ago Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid went over the top with his prejudice when he claimed, “There is a controversy because the Republican presidential nominee, Governor […]

Mitt Romney to Stay-At-Home Moms: Get Back to Dignified Work, B*tches!

Hilary Rosen has faced a heavy bombardment of the “War on Women” shrapnel recently after making a stupid comment about Ann Romney never working a day in her life. While Ms. Rosen’s point was far more nuanced than that, Ann as we all know, has five kids, so as most women and many men know, […]

GOP Primaries, as sung by Gotye

Rick Santorum Drops Out: Comedy Writers Crestfallen

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has dropped out of the presidential race, triggering a wave of despair among not only Santorum supporters, but also political comedy writers. “He said he was in this thing for the long haul,” lamented one Daily Show writer, “I’ve got a kid to feed.” With Rick Santorum out of the race, […]

Mitt Romney: GOP Political Race…And The Winner Is?

President Eisenhower once said he erred in his opinion and/or choices of only two people (for chosen elected officials) and that those choices later went on to shifted the tenor of the court from conservative to liberal, which was something he had not intended. Flash forward to our present day “choices” that will be equally […]