Gay GOP Candidate Fred Karger Kicks Fox News in the Nads (Video Interview)

“TGIS, motherf*ckers!” That’s gotta be what Rupert Murdoch is thinking right now after having to endure a Friday like no other. On August 19th, 2011, News Corp. received a shot to the nads from within the Republican Party. Fred Karger, the first openly gay presidential candidate from either major political party, filed a complaint with […]

Pew Proves It: Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media

Poor Ron Paul. If only he were a female, half his age riding around on a tour bus like he’s friggin’ Hanna Montana; or if only he was uber rich but follicly challenged and damn certain that maybe the leader of the free world was born in Kenya; or if only he’d treat marriage like […]

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How Should Iowa Straw Poll Attendees Vote?

BBQ, Blizzards and Nadas are just a few of the wide variety of items a fair goer, er, straw poll attendee can expect when they set foot in the 2011 Ames Straw Poll this Saturday. With all of Republican presidential candidates eager for their votes, the attendees will be lavished with musical guests, dance parties […]

Bill Maher Panel Wants to Angrily F**k Bachmann and Santorum

You heard it right. And gee wasn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny when a bunch of Neanderthals sit around a shiny, glossy table with lights and cameras pointed at them resisting the urged to jiggle their junk come up with hilarity like this? Wow! ROTFL! LOL! OMG! So what exactly did they say? Well, they […]

Did Former Fox News Contributer Rick Santorum Rip Off Langston Hughes?

This past Wednesday, former Republican Sen. and Fox News contributor Rick Santorum announced that he was forming an exploratory committee to see if maybe he might want to consider the possibility of potentially taking a stab the prospects of conceivably thinking about the outside chance of the likelihood of running for president. With that in mind his campaign chose the slogan “Fighting to make America America again.” Which in the interest of accuracy should read: “I might be interested in possibly defending America at some point in time and potentially returning America to some vague ideal that I will leave up to the voters to fill in. But only if it makes political sense.” Word is they tried that slogan but it didn’t fit on t-shirts.

Stewart Calls Trump Like He Sees Him: A F***wad

With the Republican nominations still up in the air for the 2012 presidential election, a small herd of elephants has dipped their stumps in the water as a test to see if the oval office is in their future.