Rick Santorum’s Riddletorium: Religious Riddles for the Secular Humanist

During a meeting with the editorial board of the Nashua Telegraph, presidential candidate Rick Santorum took a minute to convey the opinion that the missing gaps in evolution are best filled by God: There are many on the left and in the scientific community, so to speak, who are afraid of that discussion because oh […]

Fowl Theories: Peace and Liberty Pardoned By Obama

When I say Peace and Liberty, what do you think of? No, it’s not the political party named the Peace and Liberty party, which is a bit of a letdown for them. These days, it’s the name of the two newest turkeys invited to the Mt Vernon Turkey Ranch. Peace and Liberty, the given names […]

So You Want to Be President Board Game

Only Real Americans need apply! Fill out E-Z Form Birth Certificate. At debates, repeat canned patriotic applause lines. Make cornball speeches at county fairs. Go on a bus tour. And much more! The Truth About Cats: Notes From The Feline Underbelly (Volume 1) Now available on Amazon!

Iran: Slutting Up U.S. Elections AGAIN!

It’s become a common trend these days. Every time there’s an election, a so called “axis of evil” pops up in American politics. Information that was pretty much not important before suddenly becomes a lot more important when people behind a teleprompter start raving about it. Such is the case with Iran. In 2008, the […]

A New Republican Strategy For 2012: Nominate Nobody

(Photo: David.Monniaux) Poll after poll reveals that if the general election were to be held today, President Obama would win by a slight margin against the leading Republican candidate Mitt Romney. Moreover, he would beat any other republican candidate if the race were held today. Every candidate except one: the Generic Ballot Republican. If the […]

Bloomberg Republican Presidential Debate Top Ten Moments

We thought we’d sum up the "highlights" of the recent Bloomberg/Washington Post Republican Debate held at Dartmouth on Tuesday. Most of the discussion was just rehash of the same-old same-old. And considering this was a "kitchen table" style debate, no wonder families in America don’t eat dinner together anymore. The scene was like a sad […]

Ron Paul Buses Not Short Enough for Values Voter Summit

It’s pretty bad when the person who runs the poll says not to put any stock in his poll. Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council informed CNN that the public shouldn’t pay attention to his recent poll in which Ron Paul came in first place. Wait a minute, Tony! It appears that your 2011 […]

Top Ten #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp Tweets of the Day

Inspired by the ever-eloquent Herman Cain and his now infamous “I don’t have facts to back this up” intro to his then conspiracy–laden nonsense regarding Occupy Wall Street, here are the top 10 tweets of the day with the hashtag #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp. They’re in no particular order and quite honestly this hashtag is just getting started […]

Rick Santorum: Expand DADT to Include Heterosexuals

Stephen Hill, a soldier in Iraq who, up until this week, could not legally “tell” anyone about his sexual orientation because if he did he would be fired, asked former Senator and current GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum where Mr. Santorum stood on this week’s repeal of the military‘s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy. After […]

Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company

Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, […]