RICK SANTORUM – The Other White Meat

Rick Santorum White Meat

Hanover, NH: Buoyed by his strong showing in the Iowa Caucus, former Pennsylvania Senator and kind of whacky Rick Santorum feels good about his chances for capturing the Republican nomination for president in 2012. “I think real conservatives want an alternative to the logic and experience of a Mitt Romney, quite frankly it’s boring,” says [...]

Rick Perry Says He Would Send Troops Back Into Iraq…and Mordor

Rick Perry

During the New Hampshire primary debate Saturday night, presidential hopeful Rick Perry said that if elected president, he would send troops back into Iraq. As soon as he says the words, the voice of moderator Diane Sawyer can be heard saying, “Now?” Yes, Diane. Now. And that’s not all. During the commercial break, Rick Perry [...]

Rick Santorum Compares Homosexuality to Polygamy and Reveals His Own Forbidden Love

Rick Santorum Polygamy Remark

While speaking to the 2012 College Convention in Concord, New Hampshire, presidential hopeful Rick Santorum engaged in a heated debate with students over the issue of gay marriage. Mr. Santorum, craftily engaging the Socratic Method, asked mind melting questions like, “So anyone can marry anyone else? Anyone can marry…several people?” and “So if everyone has [...]

The Caucus has Spoken, Romney Crowned King of Iowa

The Caucus has Spoken Romney Crowned King of Iowa

After the all night political bender that was the Iowa caucuses, the world is finally allowed to rest. For the Iowans have selected their President and that man is Mitt Romney. With a late push, Mr. Romney took a commanding lead over Rick Santorum in the mid-west state that is fairly east and held that [...]

Trump Ankles “Newt Romney” to New Reality TV Show

Trump Ankles "Newt Romney" to New Reality TV Show

There have been more GOP debates this fall than episodes of “Dancing with the Stars.” This week’s debate, hosted by Fox News in Sioux City, Iowa, was the mid-season cliffhanger, and left voters wondering who will triumph and who will paso doble their way back to obscurity, which in Republican politics means either becoming a [...]

Rick Santorum Wants You on his Santorum Sedan, Or Else!

Santorum Sedan

Recent Gallup Poll numbers for GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum aren’t looking good. With Newt Gingrich leading with 31% and Romney still holding steady at 23%, Rick Santorum still flounders with only 4% of people supporting him for a run against President Obama in 2012. Monday, in an interview on Phoenix conservative radio station KRNG, [...]

Rick Santorum Needs A True Conservative Man Makeover

Rick Santorum True Conservative

Rick Santorum’s Super PAC has released a pro-Rick (‘prick’ for short) campaign ad that will be aired in Iowa next week, painting the presidential hopeful as a “true conservative.” The Super PAC that released the 30-second ad, Red White and Blue Fund, has put $200,000 up for Mr. Santorum. The hope is that this ad [...]

Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

“We can start with his idea to have a lunar colony that would mine minerals from the moon. I’m not in favor of spending that kind of money.” Mitt Romney on the differences between himself and Newt Gingrich “I was in the Private Sector.” – Newt Gingrich, On his relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie [...]

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner - Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry

With Newt Gingrich the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination and the recent implosion of the Herman Cain campaign, here’s a look at fates of the last few GOP presidential candidates that were once the frontrunner (i.e. Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry).

Inappropriate Songs We Hope Jimmy Fallon Will Play For Presidential Candidates

The Roots Lampoon Michele Bachmann with “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” Snarky Walk-On Song

So, NBC apologized for playing “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” as Michele Bachmann walked out on to the Jimmy Fallon stage. Meanwhile, the rest of us turned pink with something akin to the glee of a newborn baby.  It was so fun, we’re hoping they do it again.  Here are some suggestions: Michele Bachmann:  Nirvana – “All [...]