How Dare the GOP

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Writing for a site like Restoring Truthiness it should go without saying that I am an unquestioning subscriber to liberal ideology. However, I must admit sometimes it is hard to blindly support ideals that suggest taxing the rich fixes everything and the government knows best. But every once in a while I am able to [...]

God Hints He May Run for Republican Nomination

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With Super Tuesday showing no clear winner yet in the Republican primaries, God has signaled that he may throw his hat in the ring for the nomination at the Republican National Convention. While former pronouncements from the Almighty have taken the form of burning bushes or stone tablets, God’s most recent announcement came via his [...]

Rick Santorum to Abraham Lincoln: Oh You Infidel!

Rick Santorum to Abraham Lincoln - Oh You Infidel!

Rick Santorum is confused. The Republican presidential candidate, who has been complaining that he has been under siege by the media with questions regarding his Catholic faith, bashed the door open to a potential onslaught on “gotcha” questions after saying this to Bill Cunningham on his WLW radio show on Friday: Look at every race [...]

An Interview with GOP Frontrunner Mitt Romney

An Interview with GOP Frontrunner Mitt Romney

We caught up with Governor Romney at GM’s former Detroit home office, the Cadillac Place. RT: Thank you, Governor Romney, for sitting down with us.  Congratulations on your big wins in Arizona and Michigan.  Are you back to being “inevitable” again? MR: Yes, if only because the GOP has no real alternative.  I mean, have you [...]

G.O.P. Presidential Candidate Math Quiz

G.O.P. Presidential Election Math Quiz

Operation Hilarity

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On Tuesday, the primaries in both Arizona and Michigan took place. The long standing tradition where members of a political party are called forth to cast their votes for the person they think is best suited to be the next President of the United States. Voters weigh the pros and cons of each contender against [...]

Santorum’s Plan to Harm Impoverished Women Revealed

Rick Santorum Standing On Hay

Rick Santorum, hater of women, standing on some hay to look folksy. It is well documented that Rick Santorum hates women. Especially women who don’t constantly have babies. Santorum has stated in several speeches and interviews that birth control doesn’t work and that it “is harmful to women” and the country. However, in a recent [...]

Rick Santorum Should Pick Jeremy Lin To Be His Vice Presidential Candidate

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The rise of Jeremy Lin in the last two weeks is an amazing story that has no rival in recent memory except one: That of Rick Santorum. The two have an eerily similar success from scratch feel to them. Rick Santorum was given slim chance to contend with the other presidential nominees. He was behind [...]

Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die

Image via Wikipedia Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die It’s officially do-or-die time for Santorum (urr, yeah, he’s still running), and he needs to win two of these three races (Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri) to keep his White House chances alive. While the races in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri haven’t received the same kind of attention [...]

Vote For The Cartoon Character of Your Choice!

Vote For The GOP Cartoon Character of Your Choice

The real question behind the G.O.P. primaries isn’t really about the issues, it’s about what candidate is most like our favorite cartoon characters. Is it Buzz Lightyear, or Mr. Stay-Puf Marshmallow? Let the people decide!