Rick Perry Attack Ad: Video Resume For Home Depot Night Manager Gig

Rick Perry Chillin In The Woods

  Presidential hopeful Rick Perry, R-TX, is running a new 30-second advertisement accusing President Obama of having “socialist policies.” To which my immediate response was, “Pfft, I wish.” The ad has been running in heavy rotation on Fox News and is the latest of several ads released by Perry’s camp attacking the president. Although a [...]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

Presidential Hopefuls Contenders and Wannabes Not Currently Under Indictment

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a [...]

Cain Speaks Bluntly During Exclusive Interview

Cain Holds Back Nothing During Exclusive Interview

Late Tuesday night, in the midst of a heated poker match in the spacious living room of my double-wide home, I whittled down the chips of a close family friend, Mark Block, who also happens to be Herman Cain’s chief of staff. He never gambles more than he can afford to lose, but he’d been [...]

Rick Perry’s New Motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry's new motto - Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry’s new motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey. Evidently, Rick Perry had a bit too much fun at a conservative hoot’n’annie on Friday where he let down his guard quite a bit leaving many on the left to suspect that the presidential candidate was loaded with something more than chootspah. Like, oh, I don’t [...]

2011 Surviving the Recession Mortgage Purgatory GOP Meltdown Feel Good Yin/Yang Symbol Happy Face!!!

2011 Surviving the Recession Mortgage Purgatory GOP Meltdown

Yin “Sad Face” side symbolizing it’s okay to feel utter dismay over the apparently nonstop downward spiral of the economy and just stuff in general. Yang “Happy Face” side symbolizing attitude of, “Hey, pal! Buck up! Be grateful it isn’t worse! Remember good old US ingenuity has gotten us through many a mess, plus — Bin Laden, DONE!! Gaddafi, OVER!! Whaddaya want already?!! Have a nice day!! Sheesh!

Tea Party Attempts to Break Up With Bachmann

Bachmann Dumped by American Majority

The Tea Party has officially dumped Michelle Bachmann. Well, officially “attempted” to dump Bachmann, with little success. Like a crazy stereotype girlfriend, Bachmann has ignored the break-up and continues to press on. It was a single sided break-up from what associates say, delivered by text message in a public place. To Bachmann, it came out [...]

The Unthinkable

THE UNTHINKABLE - Herman Cain or Rick Perry as GOP nomination for president

US voter considers the unthinkable possibility of Herman Cain or Rick Perry actually becoming the GOP presidential nominee.

Republicans to Offer Palin in Lieu of Terrorist Retaliation

Republicans Offer Sarah Palin to Terrorists

On Friday, Republicans gathered to discuss the possibility of a large-scale al Qaeda attack in response to the U.S. government’s assassination of an American Muslim cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, in Yemen. The terrorist organization is viewing al-Awlaki as a martyr, and according to CNN, its members are making promises of retaliation to the United States. Eventually, the [...]

Bloomberg Republican Presidential Debate Top Ten Moments

Top Ten Moments in Dartmouth Bloomberg Republican Debate

We thought we’d sum up the "highlights" of the recent Bloomberg/Washington Post Republican Debate held at Dartmouth on Tuesday. Most of the discussion was just rehash of the same-old same-old. And considering this was a "kitchen table" style debate, no wonder families in America don’t eat dinner together anymore. The scene was like a sad [...]

Sing A Long with the President! Obama Sings “Trick the Bridesmaid”

Sing A Long with the President - Obama Sings “Trick the Bridesmaid”

It’s the second installment of our new favorite peeps, Bad Lip Reading. We’re trying to catch up with them. We know we’re behind but we count ouselves lucky in that regard because we don’t have to wait for new videos. They’re all new to us! Here’s the chorus for those that love to sing along! [...]