Rick Perry Out, Taps Newt Gingrich’s Ass

Rick Perry has officially taken his ass out of the 2012 presidential race and tapped the ass of Newt Gingrich. Yes, we know that donkeys are typically associated with the Democratic Party, but we are simply using the term “ass” in the sense that they are domestic horselike mammals that are often entered into races. […]

The Unthinkable

US voter considers the unthinkable possibility of Herman Cain or Rick Perry actually becoming the GOP presidential nominee.

“Foul Balls” – Colbert Super PAC’s New NBA Lockout TV Ad

FOR IMMEDIATEST RELEASE Colbert Super PAC’s New Ad Goes Strong to the Rim/Airwaves TEXAS, USA – Colbert Super PAC has released a new TV ad to resolve the lockout in the Men’s National Basketball Association (MNBA). The commercial, entitled “Foul Balls,” chides the players for demanding superhuman salaries merely because they possess superhuman skills. The […]

Governor Rick Perry/Parry Sends Strong Signal to Colbert PAC

It is almost all but settled that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry, er, Parry will be hitching his saddle to the most powerful Super PAC in the country: Americans for a Better Tomorrow Tomorrow, Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC brought to you by the Colbert Nation! According to POLITICO this is “no joke.” As Dave Levinthal […]

Rick Perry to Give Ben Bernanke a Makeover For Committing Treason

In the immortal words of George Bush III, er, Rick Parry, er Rick Perry, “If this [Ben Bernanke] prints more money between now and the election, I don’t know what y’all would do to him in Iowa, but we — we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas.” Ooooooh, snap! Sounds like Rick Perry’s […]

Jobs for Iowa Challenges Colbert Super PAC to Tractor Pull

Oh it is ON!!! … Hopefully … Jobs for Iowa issued a press-release-double-dog dare on Friday night, the night before the Iowa Straw Poll challenging Stephen Colbert and his Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow Tomorrow to a good old fashion tractor pull. No word yet on whether Mr. Colbert accepted the challenge since he had less than a day to respond. What? Is Jobs for Iowa scared that they may have unleashed the beast?

Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC Releases Rick Parry Campaign Videos (Yup, PLURAL!)

AMERICA – Colbert Super PAC released a TV ad today in advance of the Quadrennial Ames Iowa Straw Poll – held this year in Ames, Iowa. The ad, entitled “Episode IV: A New Hope” urges Iowans to write in the name of Texas Governor Rick Parry. Thanks to last year’s Supreme Court ruling in Citizens […]