Malkin Bias: Twitchy.com Posts Fake Photo of Trayvon Martin Using New #TeamDueProcess – No Joke

Malkin Bias - Twitchy Trayvon Photo

Who the hell names their website “Twitchy.com”? Oh, I know! Psycho-bitch Michelle Malkin who posts false photos of crime victims to try to settle some sort of needless score with the mainstream media in a game that only exists in her head. Malkin’s new website, Twitchy.com, posted a photo of Trayvon Martin flipping the finger [...]

Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

Romney Graph

Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

Santorum for Dummies - Obama Allowed Slaughter of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at [...]

“Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” Racist Misspelling Totally Ruins Bumper Sticker Message

Racist Misspelling Don’t Re-Nig in 2012 Totally Ruins the Real Message

Poor Stumpy Stickers. The company that issued the racist Obama bumper sticker “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” made a huge mistake. All they were trying to say with their cute little bumper sticker was “Don’t Renege in 2012,” meaning don’t go back on a promise, undertaking, or contract. When they ordered their stickers from Stupid Is [...]

Pennsylvania Governor, Tom Corbett, On Ultrasound Mandate: Just ‘Close Your Eyes’

Pennsylvania Governor, Tom Corbett, On Ultrasound Mandate - Just 'Close Your Eyes'

Some people have eyes in the back of their heads, and women apparently have eyes in the vaginas according to Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett. Gov. Corbett took some questions and answers during a discussion of the new mandatory ultrasound Pennsylvania bill that is similar to the now mostly defunct Virginia preemptive-pole-up-your-pooter bill. According to the [...]

Wal-Mart and BP Drop Rush Limbaugh

Wal-Mart and BP Ditch Rush Limbaugh

Think Progress has obtained an internal memo from Premiere Radio Networks listing 140 companies that are dropping advertising from Rush Limbaugh’s show and among them are some interesting surprises including British Petroleum (BP), and Wal-Mart. Remember when BP spilled all that oil in our Gulf of Mexico? That was fun. Remember too when Obama told [...]

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F**kers

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F-kers

Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the [...]

Remembering Andrew Breitbart’s Greatest Outbursts

Remembering Andrew Breitbart’s Greatest Outbursts

Honestly, all day I’ve been struggling with what to say about Andrew Breitbart’s death. But what do you say about someone’s death when you pretty much hated the person? To put it nicely, I didn’t like Breitbart. I thought he was a jerk. I thought his tactics were juvenile even though they worked every time. [...]

G.O.P. Presidential Candidate Math Quiz

G.O.P. Presidential Election Math Quiz

California to Nation: I’m Leaving You for Another Country

Califorina Most Hated State

The state of California announced today that she was leaving America for another country after news from Public Policy Polling came out that Americans had voted California as the most hated state out of all 50 states. “What did I do to deserve such treatment?” said the teary-eyed, bleeding-heart hamlet. “I have done nothing but [...]