President Obama: The Buffett Rule Rundown

Lately, there has been much discussion regarding what is now known as the Buffett Rule (no not buffet, Buffett this has nothing to do with food…it is named after billionaire Warren Buffett). This leads me to my first question…What exactly is the rule? In its most simplest terms it is a tax plan proposed by […]

Mitt Romney to Stay-At-Home Moms: Get Back to Dignified Work, B*tches!

Hilary Rosen has faced a heavy bombardment of the “War on Women” shrapnel recently after making a stupid comment about Ann Romney never working a day in her life. While Ms. Rosen’s point was far more nuanced than that, Ann as we all know, has five kids, so as most women and many men know, […]

Catholic League on Rosengate: Adoptive Parents Suck, Get Over It

Bill Donohue’s Catholic League took a moment to throw their miter in the ring yesterday and give their opinion on Rosengate via Twitter: Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own. — Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) […]

“Good Morning America” How ‘Bout Some Hardcore Pornography?

Rise and shine, America! Okay, yeah it’s Friday afternoon. But you’ll never guess what happened yesterday morning to some poor unsuspecting mainly evangelical Christians from Colorado Springs and Pueblo. While they were sitting down minding their own business enjoying their Cocoa Puffs and O.J. watching Good Morning America, they were blindsided with clips of Cocoa […]

Mitt Romney: GOP Political Race…And The Winner Is?

President Eisenhower once said he erred in his opinion and/or choices of only two people (for chosen elected officials) and that those choices later went on to shifted the tenor of the court from conservative to liberal, which was something he had not intended. Flash forward to our present day “choices” that will be equally […]

Zimmerman Will Be Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder Thanks to Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee [Update]

After Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, Zimmerman’s two attorneys, abandoned ship yesterday after two whole days (count ‘em TWO!) of not being able to contact their client, Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey has announced that she is charging George Zimmerman with second degree murder in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. You might say that the […]

Marion Barry: Asians Ought to Go

Marion Barry says, “They ought to go. I just tell you that right now, you know.” He must be referring to the cocaine dealers and racists douche bags in DC considering his personal struggle with both, right? Wrong. Barry was referring to Asians business owners. Just after his victory in the primary to retain his […]

Teller Foils Robbery: ‘Bank’s Closed, Come Back Tomorrow’

It’s 5 p.m. in Northwest Chicago. Do you know where your money is? Hopefully, it’s at Albany Bank and Trust in the 3400 block of West Lawrence Ave. where a savvy bank teller foiled an actual robbery attempt as evidenced by a criminal complaint filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court. Around 5 p.m. on March […]

Romney Backed By “Pink Slime” Money

The company Beef Products Inc., has come under fire for adding what the media is referring to as “pink slime” (yum) to their ground beef. What is “pink slime” made of? Well, I’m glad you asked. First, you chop off all the things from a piece of meat that you wouldn’t want to eat. Then […]

Rick Santorum: Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Pink Balls

Rick Santorum is terrified of pink bowling balls particularly in the hands of young boys especially when they might be caught on camera during a photo opt with the Republican presidential candidate. During a campaign stop at a Wisconsin bowling alley, Santorum bravely saved a young man who dared to grab one of the wicked […]