Election Poisoning

Elections: Bad for your health

A man stumbles into a hospital and claims he’s dying. A doctor looks him over, puts him in a bed and then calls over a nurse, shaking his head. The nurse asks what’s wrong. “Symptoms include pride/shame in being an Iowan, anticipation for something insignificant, and a hunger for sound bites taken out of context. [...]

The Only Reason Rick Perry Should Head to New Hampshire

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Requiring a Photo-ID to Vote is Ludicrous, Vladimir Putin Agrees

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In several states, across this multicultural land of ours, a new law would require a certified government-issued piece of photo identification be presented when you vote in 2012.  The minority community has collectively gasped in horror.  To them, the audacity of these states to pass such blatant anti-minority legislation is reminiscent of Jim Crow laws.  [...]

Getting To Know Mitt Romney

But Were You Ever Poor Mitt Romney

The 2012 GOP Primary will be underway in now just a matter of days. Republican frontrunner, former Massachusetts Governor, Willard “Mitt” Romney, is a businessman who spent his life in the private sector.  And as a businessman who spent his life in the private sector, he believes government is an ill-run, wasteful, incompetent organization that [...]

Rick Santorum Needs A True Conservative Man Makeover

Rick Santorum True Conservative

Rick Santorum’s Super PAC has released a pro-Rick (‘prick’ for short) campaign ad that will be aired in Iowa next week, painting the presidential hopeful as a “true conservative.” The Super PAC that released the 30-second ad, Red White and Blue Fund, has put $200,000 up for Mr. Santorum. The hope is that this ad [...]

What’s the Difference Between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich? Hint: It’s Looney!

What’s the Difference Between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich Hint It's Looney

Saturday’s Republican Debate was so exciting that many folks on the west coast got to watch the tape-delayed version of it in prime time! Woo-wee! Electrifying! Speaking of electrifying and energy and our power grid, there was one interesting little tidbit from the debate that you might find interesting. It turns out that despite Michele [...]

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner - Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry

With Newt Gingrich the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination and the recent implosion of the Herman Cain campaign, here’s a look at fates of the last few GOP presidential candidates that were once the frontrunner (i.e. Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry).

Finalists for PolitiFact’s 2011 Lie of the Year and President of Pathological Liars Anonymous Announced

Finalists for PolitiFact’s 2011 Lie of the Year and President of Pathological Liars Anonymous Announced

If there is one thing our politicians do with the utmost proficiency and finesse it is lie. No one lies like a politician and our politicians put guys like Tommy Flanagan, President of Pathological Liars Anonymous to shame. You remember Tommy Flanagan from his PSAs on Saturday Night Live. He always introduced those PSAs by [...]

Newt Gingrich: Poor Kids + Work Ethic = FAIL!

Newt Gingrich - Poor Kids Have No Work Ethic

If only poor kids were more like rich kids, the Income Gap would be just another shop at the Mega-Mall, right? That’s what Newt Gingrich says. Rich kids have a strong work ethic. Poor kids don’t. We can all go home now. Problem solved. Just shove a plunger in those pitiful kids’ hands, tell them [...]

Gingrich: Fox News Analysts are Idiots

Newt Gingrich - Fox News Analysts are Idiots

It may not be news to most folks on the planet, but to supporters of Newt Gingrich and to the GOP in general it may have come as a surprise. All those trusted crazed faces on Fox News telling them that president Obama is the Antichrist, that the Islamization of America is going to damn [...]