Santorum’s Plan to Harm Impoverished Women Revealed

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Rick Santorum, hater of women, standing on some hay to look folksy. It is well documented that Rick Santorum hates women. Especially women who don’t constantly have babies. Santorum has stated in several speeches and interviews that birth control doesn’t work and that it “is harmful to women” and the country. However, in a recent [...]

Breitbart’s Loesch: Virginia ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ is ‘Consensual Sex’

Breitbart's Dana Loesch Virginia State-Sponsored Rape is Consensual Sex

In case you missed it on Friday, because honestly, I missed it on Friday, CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loesch decided to throw her diaphragm in the ring and explain to us all how the Virginia “State-Sponsored Rape” bill is really not rape. Instead it is actually just consensual sex. In fact, it’s [...]

4 out of 5 Oversight Committee Experts Recommend Bayer Aspirin for Contraception

4 out of 5 Oversight Committee Experts Recommend Bayer Aspirin for Contraception

Santorum Supporter Suggests “Gals” Use Aspirin as Contraception

Santorum Supporter Suggests Gals Use Aspirin as Contraception

Two weeks ago I posed the question, what kind of person donates money to Rick Santorum? Today that question has been answered. That readers, is Foster Friess (of course his name is Foster Friess), who has been described as a “mega donor” for a Rick Santorum-backing Super PAC. Even by the incredibly low bar set [...]

Once Upon A Primary

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ONCE UPON A TIME there was a young elephant.  This elephant was – as elephants often are – Republican.  And as the young pachyderm journeyed through the jungle toward his polling place, he came across a crazy old man who cackled like a fool. “They think I’m dangerous,” squealed the old Texan Libertarian. “Why would [...]

Vote For The Cartoon Character of Your Choice!

Vote For The GOP Cartoon Character of Your Choice

The real question behind the G.O.P. primaries isn’t really about the issues, it’s about what candidate is most like our favorite cartoon characters. Is it Buzz Lightyear, or Mr. Stay-Puf Marshmallow? Let the people decide!

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

It might be the first time ever that someone actually told a throng of rally-goers NOT to vote for them for president of the United States … of South Carolina. That’s just what Herman Cain did on Friday after Stephen Colbert spent the first seven plus minutes of their joint rally at the College of [...]

Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign Ruined Because He Spoke French Once

Mitt Romney is a Frenchman!

Newt Gingrich, self-proclaimed legitimate Presidential candidate, has been flexing his muscles in South Carolina by attacking the current Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney. It has proven difficult to attack Romney on the basis of political platform and policy because frankly people don’t care about that. But there is one thing that Newt knows everyone in America [...]

Newt Gingrich Goes #OWS on Fox And Friends

Newt Gingrich Goes Occupy Wall Street on Fox And Friends

Newt Gingrich who once infamously told the Occupy Wall Street protesters to “Go get a job right after you take a bath” has now taken up the OWS mantra, although, let’s be honest, he’s way to prideful to understand that it is the OWS mantra that he has taken. While Newt’s head is massive and [...]

Rick Perry Releases Mitt Romney Fire People Ringtone, Restoring Truthiness Releases Rick Perry Ringtone

Rick Perry Ringtone

We searched high and low for the evidence of the now infamous Rick Perry ringtone tribute to Mitt Romney that mocked the former Massachusetts Governor/Bain Capital Executive’s recent comment about his glee over firing people. But we had no luck. We even went so far as to become a member of Rick Perry’s website and [...]