As you all know I am a staunch supporter of a Right to Life: a program giving free Quaker cereal to those in need. But I am also anti-abortion. And this Sunday Republican Representative and part-time scarecrow Todd Akin was unfairly attacked by the pro-woman lobby when he defended his stance that abortion should be […]
Romney Backed By “Pink Slime” Money
March 29, 2012 by
The company Beef Products Inc., has come under fire for adding what the media is referring to as “pink slime” (yum) to their ground beef. What is “pink slime” made of? Well, I’m glad you asked. First, you chop off all the things from a piece of meat that you wouldn’t want to eat. Then […]
Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign Ruined Because He Spoke French Once
January 13, 2012 by
Newt Gingrich, self-proclaimed legitimate Presidential candidate, has been flexing his muscles in South Carolina by attacking the current Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney. It has proven difficult to attack Romney on the basis of political platform and policy because frankly people don’t care about that. But there is one thing that Newt knows everyone in America […]
Election Poisoning
January 6, 2012 by
A man stumbles into a hospital and claims he’s dying. A doctor looks him over, puts him in a bed and then calls over a nurse, shaking his head. The nurse asks what’s wrong. “Symptoms include pride/shame in being an Iowan, anticipation for something insignificant, and a hunger for sound bites taken out of context. […]
Herman Cain: The Beatles of Bullshit
November 14, 2011 by
In an Interview Monday with the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel editorial board, Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain was asked a question regarding Libya and instead of answering the question, he decided he would word-vomit all over the nice mahogany conference table. Since the actual transcripts and video are available ubiquitously, I have opted to translate the video […]
Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape
November 8, 2011 by
Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the […]
Hey Romney! Talk about the Pot Calling the Kettle Black!
August 22, 2011 by
Just last week, Mitt Romney scolded President Obama for being out of touch with the average American because the President headed off to vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. Well, I just can’t stand hypocrites! I didn’t like it when Dems launched tirades at W for taking the most vacations of any President in recent history. Sure, […]
Fox News’ Shepard Smith on Caylee’s Law: I’m not sure what the motive is (VIDEO)
July 9, 2011 by
Fox News is so against any proposed new Caylee’s Law that now Shepard Smith is attacking Republican congressman Bill Hager who proposed a law in Florida which would make it a felony to not report the disappearance of a child in a timely manner. While they and others have brought up some legitimate concerns regarding […]
It’s the Beginning of the End for Romney 2012 / Huntsman 2012
July 7, 2011 by
Well you can mark July 6, 2011 as the beginning of the end for both the Romney and Huntman campaigns. No, Romney didn’t finally admit that he likes Obamacare. No, Romney didn’t let some crazy Mormon quote slip past his lips. (BTW, why do conservatives claim that they don’t have a problem with Romney’s religion […]
Jon Stewart Annihilates Bill O’Reilly in Bill’s Common-Controversy Own Poll! (VIDEO)
May 19, 2011 by
Polls closed Tuesday, May 17 and with a total of 72,145 votes combined by both Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly, Stewart simply crushed, creamed, manhandled, eviscerated, Plutoed, Seal-Team-Sixed O’Reilly by a margin of 79% to 21%. Not only that but, he won every state! But according to Bill there is a margin of error +/- 58% hippy. Check out the video:
