Mitt Romney: The Writing Was On The Window?

In the movie titled The Social Network it tells the story of how on one fall night in 2003 Harvard undergrad Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a random concept. In what begins as an uncontrolled action of anger that included programming and blogging ends in what would later […]

Single White Female

Remember “The Blame Game?”  That’s when one party blames the other for the country’s problems, unless they actually did cause the problems and then it means “tag, you’re it, no tag-backs, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah.Looser!” But who do you blame when you loose an election that you were so sure you were going to win that […]

Numb and Number(er)

Now that the Republican ticket is receiving free government protection from the Secret Service (don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll cut off that expense when they win), the candidates have been given code names. What’s your pick? Mine are “The President” and “Altar Boy.” Let’s face it, Romney looks like Joe President (slightly stiff) action figure. […]

Christie puts his weight behind RNC

RNC Might Be Postponed Due to Isaac

It looks as if the Republican National Convention may have to be postponed due to Tropical Storm Isaac.  The storm brewing in the waters of the Caribbean is gaining strength and is forecasted to become Hurricane Isaac later this week.  RNC and Tampa Officials have stated that they are preparing to call off the convention […]

Republicans Implement Plan To Suppress Women Voters

With female support for Republicans waning, the GOP is pledging to enforce tougher voting regulations for women this election season. “They already set up these roadblocks to keep African Americans and Latinos from turning out to vote in states like South Carolina, Florida and Ohio,” laments Democratic strategist Karen Watts. “That human strap-on dildo, Todd […]

Washington Times Jeffrey Kuhner: LGBT People Are “Worse Than the Radical Islamists”

New Evidence from Jeffrey Kuhner Suggests Glitter Bombs Are More Dangerous Than Real Bombs Apparently getting glittered bombed is so like way worse than getting actually bombed with like real bomby bombs and stuff. Because see, according to Jeffrey Kuhner, columnist for the Washington Times, the LBGT community is “even worse than the radical Islamists.” His […]

Republican Women Open Up (Their, ahem … )

Republican women are open about their opposition to government run anything.  They want the government out of the auto, banking and oil industries.  They want government out of the schools and hospitals.  But where do they want government? Our friends at  http://www.funnyordie.com/ asked this question recently of a handful of Republican women and not so […]

Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Well everyone,  “Napping Newt” had to finally wake up, and before I begin this article I wanted to give him a real send off…(clearing my throat)…Ok, sing it with me (Mickey mouse club show theme music please): Who’s the leader of the club that embarrassed the G.O.P? N-E-W, T-G-I, N-G-R-I-C-H Newt Gingrich! (Mitt Romney) Newt […]

Mel Succumbs to Mitt Romnarcolepsy

Mel succumbs to Mitt Romnarcolepsy as the seemingly endless G.O.P. presidential campaign sheds former frontrunner Newt Gingrich, in favor of (yawn) Mitt Romney.