Marion Barry: Asians Ought to Go

Marion Barry says, “They ought to go. I just tell you that right now, you know.” He must be referring to the cocaine dealers and racists douche bags in DC considering his personal struggle with both, right? Wrong. Barry was referring to Asians business owners. Just after his victory in the primary to retain his […]

NBC’s Results of Edited Zimmerman 911 Call Investigation: We’re Kinda Sorry But F-Off, America!

NBC has finally released the results of its internal investigation regarding their misleading and intentionally edited George Zimmerman 911 call on the night of the Trayvon Martin shooting that aired on the Today Show on March 27th. In the original 911 recording, George Zimmerman is CLEARLY heard in a conversation with the 911 dispatcher: ZIMMERMAN: […]

Cain exits … Anne Frank’s status updates … more Tebow-mania!

Herman Cain quoted Pokémon in his “goodbye” address. His reason for leaving: Pokéwoman. … When you’re born “Ginger White,” you have limited career options: 1920s flapper, 1950s actress, 1980s floozy, modern day presidential mistress. … Herman Cain forgot about the presidential vetting process. I’m not saying he needed to be Mitt Romney clean, but he […]

Herman Cain! You’ve Got Some Splainin’ To Do!

Ever since Ginger White dropped the 13-year affair bomb, Herman Cain just hasn’t had time to talk face to face with wifey. He told reporters, according to the New York Daily News that “Since I’ve been campaigning all week, I haven’t had the opportunity to sit down with her.” Excuse me, mister? (clears throat) Haven’t […]

Herman Cain Tweets the Definition of Reassessing

In case you’re too stupid to know what the word “reassessing” means, Herman Cain  whipped out the twictionary today to explain it to you. From THEHermainCain: “Team HC: The definition of reassess is: To consider again, esp. while paying attention to new factors. Doesn’t sound like dropping out…” Got that? It doesn’t “sound like” dropping […]

College Republicans Attempt at Political Satire with “Increase Diversity Bake Sale” Falls Flat

Remember Jon Stewart‘s mantra? “Comedy FIRST.” That’s a very tough ideal to follow for many (including yours truly) when you’re so vested in a particular political issue but you want to poke fun at it or make people laugh about it while also expressing your opinion. That’s what happened to a group of college Republicans […]

Jon Bershad of Mediaite Rips Media for Ginning Up Outrage Over “New Spider-Man”

Time to whip out your outrage-o-meter, Real Americans! Marvel Comics has killed off the great white American hetero-hero, Spider-Man. Even his Spidey senses couldn’t save this action hero from affirmative action. Well at least that’s the argument that some in the Conservative media are making. But as Jon Bershad of Mediate explains, Spidey is perfectly […]