Capturing the Dog Vote

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When it was pitched, it was the ultimate high concept movie, President Lincoln’s Doctor’s Dog.  It never made it past concept, but obviously, the writers were onto something.  People like Lincoln, they like doctors, and they love dogs, but they don’t always like “president,” and that brings us to this presidential election. What dog will [...]

Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign Ruined Because He Spoke French Once

Mitt Romney is a Frenchman!

Newt Gingrich, self-proclaimed legitimate Presidential candidate, has been flexing his muscles in South Carolina by attacking the current Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney. It has proven difficult to attack Romney on the basis of political platform and policy because frankly people don’t care about that. But there is one thing that Newt knows everyone in America [...]

Newt Gingrich Goes #OWS on Fox And Friends

Newt Gingrich Goes Occupy Wall Street on Fox And Friends

Newt Gingrich who once infamously told the Occupy Wall Street protesters to “Go get a job right after you take a bath” has now taken up the OWS mantra, although, let’s be honest, he’s way to prideful to understand that it is the OWS mantra that he has taken. While Newt’s head is massive and [...]

Jon Huntsman is Manchurian Candidate Says Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney… So Far

Jon Huntsman Manchurian Candidate Ron Paul

Ron Paul’s presidential campaign is on fire right now defending accusations of having released a video calling presidential candidate Jon Huntsman the “Manchurian Candidate”, suggesting that he has Chinese, not American, values, and that Huntsman’s adopted daughters are not really “adopted” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, get it?). The alleged makers of the video which was [...]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

Presidential Hopefuls Contenders and Wannabes Not Currently Under Indictment

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a [...]