The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner - Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry

With Newt Gingrich the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination and the recent implosion of the Herman Cain campaign, here’s a look at fates of the last few GOP presidential candidates that were once the frontrunner (i.e. Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry).

Finalists for PolitiFact’s 2011 Lie of the Year and President of Pathological Liars Anonymous Announced

Finalists for PolitiFact’s 2011 Lie of the Year and President of Pathological Liars Anonymous Announced

If there is one thing our politicians do with the utmost proficiency and finesse it is lie. No one lies like a politician and our politicians put guys like Tommy Flanagan, President of Pathological Liars Anonymous to shame. You remember Tommy Flanagan from his PSAs on Saturday Night Live. He always introduced those PSAs by [...]

Gingrich: Fox News Analysts are Idiots

Newt Gingrich - Fox News Analysts are Idiots

It may not be news to most folks on the planet, but to supporters of Newt Gingrich and to the GOP in general it may have come as a surprise. All those trusted crazed faces on Fox News telling them that president Obama is the Antichrist, that the Islamization of America is going to damn [...]

Rick Perry Attack Ad: Video Resume For Home Depot Night Manager Gig

Rick Perry Chillin In The Woods

  Presidential hopeful Rick Perry, R-TX, is running a new 30-second advertisement accusing President Obama of having “socialist policies.” To which my immediate response was, “Pfft, I wish.” The ad has been running in heavy rotation on Fox News and is the latest of several ads released by Perry’s camp attacking the president. Although a [...]

Herman Cain’s Foreign Policy Not Going Over Well in Afghani-ghani-ghani-ghani-stan-stan

Herman Cain's Foreign Policy Not Going Over Well in Afghani-ghani-ghani-ghani-stan-stan

Last week at the Value Voters Summit, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current presidential candidate Herman Cain told CBN reporter David Brody that he was “ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions … And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” Well, [...]

The Unthinkable

THE UNTHINKABLE - Herman Cain or Rick Perry as GOP nomination for president

US voter considers the unthinkable possibility of Herman Cain or Rick Perry actually becoming the GOP presidential nominee.

Barack The Rock Obama Punches Banker in the Face

Barack The Rock Obama Punches Banker in the Face

When your approval ratings are low, just point to the guy that people seem to hate even more than you. But yet, don’t extend your index finger; keep all your fingers bent tightly inward, and jab quickly in the direction of said person’s face. If you make contact, that’s great; there will be no misunderstanding [...]

Herman Cain: President Of Ubeki-Beki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan? I Don’t Know or Care!

Herman Cain - I Don’t Care Who The President Of Ubeki-Beki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan Is

Most politicians fear those tricky questions thrown hard and fast by reporters known as “gotcha” questions. Most of those who have been stung by the questions complain that they are worded in such a way as to trick the person being questioned. These questions have become the norm in the political arena; they are scourge [...]

Felonious Munk Presents: Stop It B! OBAMA PAY YOUR &*%$#% BILLS

Felonious Munk Presents: Stop It B! OBAMA PAY YOUR &*%$#% BILLS

Agree with him, disagree with him, whatever. Felonious Munk‘s delivery of his grievances with Obama and the federal government is a perfect reflection of how millions of Americans feel about the state of our country and the economy. Chances are there is something in this oh-so-eloquent rant that you will identify with if you haven’t [...]

Chris Christie Says No: In Related News, GOP Suffers Mad Case of Blue Balls

Chris Christie Says No - In Related News, GOP Suffers Mad Case of Blue Balls

The super sexy Chris Christie, the Angelina Jolie of the Republican presidential race for the past couple weeks, the Marilyn Monroe of the GOP has officially pulled out of the race. Okay, he was never in the race; he just teased all of us with statements like, “No, I am sooo not going to run, [...]