Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

The State of the Union, Abridged

An early copy of the President’s State of the Union address was leaked onto the White House website earlier today. To the shock and amazement of many of the website visitors, the speech was left up for all to view.  The open and frank language of the speech was shocking enough, but the brevity of […]

Obama White House Shuts Down Main Street USA, No Longer the Happiest Place on Earth

Literally, dozens of shops were shut down on Main Street USA Thursday as President Barack Obama’s White House intruded on the Happiest Place on Earth. Hundreds of pimply-faced, yet wholesome-looking teenagers dressed like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins had to go on break early as the evil Obaminator took over the microphone to discuss his […]

Barack Obama Caused the Great Recession

President Obama caused the Great Recession. The conclusive* evidence is below. It is no secret that conservatives would love to blame President Obama for the collapse of the US economy. Even better if a line could be drawn directly from his policies of socialized medical care and big business bailouts to the problems with unemployment […]

Election Season Hypnosis

Mel Reacts to the Latest GOP Presidential Campaign Update

Stephen Colbert is Officially Running For President?!

After handing over control of his Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, to friend and lead-in Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert set the major media outlets on fire on Thursday as they began reporting that Stephen Colbert is officially exploring the possibility of running for President: “I am proud to announce that I am […]

Newt Gingrich Doesn’t Know his Radical Presidents, Do You?

Recently the great historian Newt Gingrich has been on the campaign trail proclaiming Barack Obama to be the “most radical president in American history.” He’s even dubbed Obama a “Saul Alinsky radical” which would place President Obama in the same category as Cesar Chavez (UFW), Wade Rathke (ACORN), Hillary Clinton, Dick Armey, James O’Keefe and […]

The Only Reason Rick Perry Should Head to New Hampshire

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But Were You Ever Poor, Mitt Romney?

As the Republican primaries march ever closer, like an unstoppable tsunami of beige paint, one-time frontrunner Mitt Romney is trying to change his image from an out of touch 200 million dollar 1-percenter to a more in touch man of the people who understands what it is like to be poor.  How is ol’ Mitt […]

What’s the Difference Between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich? Hint: It’s Looney!

Saturday’s Republican Debate was so exciting that many folks on the west coast got to watch the tape-delayed version of it in prime time! Woo-wee! Electrifying! Speaking of electrifying and energy and our power grid, there was one interesting little tidbit from the debate that you might find interesting. It turns out that despite Michele […]