Earl Zimmerman for President: Fighting Against Communisism

Earl Zimmerman for President - Fighting Against Communisism

Here is Earl Zim-Zimmermann and he’s running for de–, Republican de-… Here’s Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican… Republican. His name, his name is Earl Zimmerman… His name is Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican office! President to be exact! Why? Because of blood-sucking, worthless liberals who are “trying to promote socialism and [...]

Glenn Beck Likens Tea Party Summer Camp for Kids to Nazi Youth

Glenn Beck Likens Tea Party Summer Camp for Kids to Nazi Youth

At a time when the world should be coming together in the wake of the Oslo, Norway attacks, Glenn Beck found a way to heinously insult the 76 innocent teen victims who were killed by madman Anders Behring Breivik. During his Monday show, when Beck referenced the political camp that Breivik specifically targeted he likened [...]

The Sperminator Schwarzenegger Admits to Fathering Child With Household Staffer

The Sperminator Schwarzenegger Admits to Fathering Child With Household Staffer - Thumb

Apparently while Maria Shriver was defending her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger through allegations of sexual misconduct back in 2003, the soon to be “Governator” was likely getting it on with the help (hence our affectionate new nickname, “The Sperminator” – action figures coming soon). Obviously, he was having trouble keeping it in his pants so much so that he fathered a child with a household staffer 10 years ago. But what really takes the cake is…

The Weekly Standard Insults Their Conservative Base

The Weekly Standard Insults Their Conservative Base

The Weekly Standard is trying to and probably will capitalize on the duncity* of Sarah Palin at the financial expense of their conservative readership. They’ve got a line of bumper stickers and t-shirts they’re hawking with her famous fabricated word “refudiate” that sell for $2.50 and $21.95 a piece respectively.

Ann Coulter’s New Book was Originally an Autobiography

Ann Coulter - DEMONIC: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America

Ann Coulter’s new book Demonic was originally going to be an autobiography but after the substance of the book changed somehow the copy editor missed renaming the title of the book. Needless to say, Coulter is demanding that the copy editor be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded. Nevertheless, the subtitle “How the Liberal Mob is [...]

Donald Trump on John King After Obama Released His Long Form Birth Certificate

Donald Trump vs CNN - Obama Releases Birth Certificate Long Form

After President Obama finally released his long form birth certificate (AKA his long form Certificate of Live Birth), Donald Trump begrudgingly sat down with John King to answer question about his claims that he deserves all the credit and the he did a great service for the country.

Video: Colbert Launches His Own PAC; Palin Creates Another New Word – National Journal

Stephen Colbert announces formation of a PAC, will he run in 2012? (Video) - Examiner.com

Stephen Colbert decides to start his own PAC, “Being a pundit these days is not enough anymore. If you want to be a political playa’ in 2012 you need a PAC.” …