Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a […]

Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Well everyone,  “Napping Newt” had to finally wake up, and before I begin this article I wanted to give him a real send off…(clearing my throat)…Ok, sing it with me (Mickey mouse club show theme music please): Who’s the leader of the club that embarrassed the G.O.P? N-E-W, T-G-I, N-G-R-I-C-H Newt Gingrich! (Mitt Romney) Newt […]

Newt Gingrich: Fire School Janitors, Hire Children – Child Labor Laws Are “Truly Stupid”

Newt Gingrich believes it’s the government’s job to teach poor kids how to be successful business men and women. And to do that he has a plan: “get rid of the unionized janitors, have one master janitor and pay local students to take care of the school.” We are soooo not making that up. He […]

Boehner Cries: What Politico Didn’t Know

Politico’s Caitlin McDevitt has compiled a list of House Speaker John Boehner’s Greatest Weeps. While honoring Neil Armstrong on Wednesday, Mr. Boehner lost his composure and began sobbing uncontrollably, prompting Politico to assemble a catalog of Mr. Boehner’s public displays of cry-babery. However, multiple sources have come forward since the Politco article claiming the list […]

Herman Cain: “Amazing Grace” Shall Always Be My Song of Praise But I’m Not Singing That Song Today for Some Reason

“Jesus loves me, yes I know, ‘cause the Bible tells me so.” That’s appears to be what Herman Cain keeps telling himself even in the wake of the recent news about his former sexual harassment allegations. Well, actually he’s not just telling himself that, he’s singing it to the National Press Club. After denying that […]

Governor Rick Perry/Parry Sends Strong Signal to Colbert PAC

It is almost all but settled that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry, er, Parry will be hitching his saddle to the most powerful Super PAC in the country: Americans for a Better Tomorrow Tomorrow, Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC brought to you by the Colbert Nation! According to POLITICO this is “no joke.” As Dave Levinthal […]