Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, Clinton

The Obama Administration may now realize why our national debt is way too high. We are paying way too much for our war bounties these days. Recently, the US offered of up to $33 million for tip-offs leading to the arrest of Al Qaeda’s top leaders. That’s an apparent overspend of a few 100,000 farm […]

Trimming the Fat

Are you sick of choices?  Are too many options starting to get you down?  Do you find yourself staring at menus in disbelief for hours on end because you just can’t make up your mind?  If this sounds like you, then you are in luck.  The great city of New York and its wonder-Mayor Michael […]

Fox & Friends Produces Scary Obama Attack Ad Showing Suicidal Piggy Banks

It’s four minutes of complete propaganda and rhetoric in the midst of three hours of complete propaganda and rhetoric. But this time, it’s different. Fox & Friends actually aired a four minute Obama “attack ad” that they produced. Why are folks calling it an attack ad? Well, because they used scary, ominous things like Mission […]

Mitt Romney & Barack Obama: The Middle Man?

When I was a younger person in around 1984 I went to see the movie “The Karate Kid” (mostly because I had a crush on Ralph Macchio but that is another story). There was a scene in the movie where Noriyuki “Pat” Morita’s character “Mr. Miyagi” is talking to Ralph Macchio’s character aiming to give […]

WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to […]

Washington Times Jeffrey Kuhner: LGBT People Are “Worse Than the Radical Islamists”

New Evidence from Jeffrey Kuhner Suggests Glitter Bombs Are More Dangerous Than Real Bombs Apparently getting glittered bombed is so like way worse than getting actually bombed with like real bomby bombs and stuff. Because see, according to Jeffrey Kuhner, columnist for the Washington Times, the LBGT community is “even worse than the radical Islamists.” His […]

Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a […]

President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Sets Taser to Oy! with New Unity Government

And in the “Don’t tase me bro!” department is this new stunning development. Apparently Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has learned that peace in the Middle East involves cooperation with your rivals. Thus, in an overnight deal with Kadima, he has decided to form a coalition government with his Likud party’s long time foes: The […]