Newsapolooza is Over as Occupy Houston Shooting Gets Little Coverage or Praise for Cops

Remember back in the day when a madman threatening a crowd of peaceful citizens would be headline news? Remember the 24/7, non-stop coverage with reporters on the scene dodging ammo with their bullet-proof helmet hair and invisible microphone shield, helicopters in the sky surveying the tops of buildings and people’s heads to give us an […]

“Ron Paul 2012!” Says Drunk Guy

If you would just read your constitution, you would know that you have every right to be FUBARed while driving as long as you don’t hurt anything. It says so right there in the First Amendment: Congress shall make no law disrespecting an establishment of my right to get FUBARed, or prohibiting the free exercise […]