Herman Cain Endorses Newt by Using the Term ‘Sausage-Grinder’ Three Times

Herman Cain has endorsed Newt Gingrich for President and in typical Herman Cain style he could not resist saying something stupidly pizza related: Here are the facts, no one says sausage grinder. The colloquial term is meat grinder. But for some reason Herman Cain decided to specifically call politics a ‘sausage-grinder’. And he didn’t just […]

INSIDER TRENDING: Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists & Pope vs. Benetton’s UnHate Campaign

In preparation for wresting with Congress over the collapse of the Super Committee and his jobs bill, Obama’s getting crocodile insurance. Rick Perry’s Campaign can’t afford YouTube. Keith Olbermann misunderstands the point of white supremacist biker gangs believing that they admit black folks. The Pope hates Benetton’s UnHate Campaign. After Benetton Photoshopped His Holiness pecking […]

Herman Cain: Sexual Allegations Ain’t No Pizza Party

Scrolling down the list of things Herman Cain is unaware of (global warming, check; The Neo-Conservative Movement, check; a realistic assessment of the threat of Sharia Law to Sandy Springs, Georgia, check), we can hastily scribble one more item on the seemingly endless I Donno’ List: Herman Cain is unaware whether anyone was given cash […]