Rick Perry Out, Taps Newt Gingrich’s Ass

Rick Perry Out Taps Newt Gingrichs Ass

Rick Perry has officially taken his ass out of the 2012 presidential race and tapped the ass of Newt Gingrich. Yes, we know that donkeys are typically associated with the Democratic Party, but we are simply using the term “ass” in the sense that they are domestic horselike mammals that are often entered into races. [...]

Rick Perry Releases Mitt Romney Fire People Ringtone, Restoring Truthiness Releases Rick Perry Ringtone

Rick Perry Ringtone

We searched high and low for the evidence of the now infamous Rick Perry ringtone tribute to Mitt Romney that mocked the former Massachusetts Governor/Bain Capital Executive’s recent comment about his glee over firing people. But we had no luck. We even went so far as to become a member of Rick Perry’s website and [...]

Breaking: Rick Perry Campaign Video Stolen From MTV

Rick Perry Video

Yesterday the internet was abuzz with the new Rick Perry campaign video. In the video Mr. Perry is climbing the delicate grassy slope of what appears to be a golf course, wearing his I’m-gonna-go-clear-the-snow-off-the-sidewalk jacket, complaining about homosexuals in chorus with a music bed of weak wind instruments. The video has been remixed and parodied [...]

Rick Perry’s Views On Iran Include Hamas/Hezbollah Training Bases In Mexico and On The Moon

How Rick Perry Sees Mexico, Version 1

While we all know that the United States is doing terribly when it comes to education, Texas Governor Rick Perry proved that you don’t have to be smart or educated to become a state governor or run for President. During last Tuesday night’s Republican debate on national security, Rick Perry espoused his belief that Hamas [...]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

Presidential Hopefuls Contenders and Wannabes Not Currently Under Indictment

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a [...]

Cain Speaks Bluntly During Exclusive Interview

Cain Holds Back Nothing During Exclusive Interview

Late Tuesday night, in the midst of a heated poker match in the spacious living room of my double-wide home, I whittled down the chips of a close family friend, Mark Block, who also happens to be Herman Cain’s chief of staff. He never gambles more than he can afford to lose, but he’d been [...]

Rick Perry’s New Motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry's new motto - Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry’s new motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey. Evidently, Rick Perry had a bit too much fun at a conservative hoot’n’annie on Friday where he let down his guard quite a bit leaving many on the left to suspect that the presidential candidate was loaded with something more than chootspah. Like, oh, I don’t [...]