Teddy Roosevelt Rides Again!

Mr. Skuttle-Butt: Advocate of Corporate Personhood

Tebow magic … an Obama Christmas … more free time for Bill

Every time Tim Tebow scores a touchdown, an angel gets its wings. … With unemployment at 9 percent, Obama must go door-to-door on Christmas morning. “Look, kid, sorry Santa didn’t bring you that train set, but I gave your daddy’s job to a 14-year-old Chinese kid.” … Chuck Todd is lucky to have his an […]

Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the […]

Sarah Palin’s New Granddaughter, Kyla Grace, Eager to Escape the Womb

It’s obvious already that Sarah Palin’s granddaughter is a smart little girl. Having spent only three months in the womb and thus being forced to spend three months with the Palin family, she knew there was no escape so she bailed out early. And we know she bailed out early because Sarah Palin’s daughter-in-law, Britta […]

Ladies, Have You Been Vertically Degraded?

Do you have dark circles, dull frizzy hair, stretch marks, or back fat? If so, there’s an ineffective solution to your fabricated sense of insecurity generated by companies such as Unilever.