Ron Paul’s 55th Wedding Anniversary: Yes, Virginia, There Really is a Politician with Family Values!

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul yesterday celebrated his 55th wedding anniversary with his FIRST, and only wife, Carolyn Paul. As a special reward for his loyal wife of five and a half decades, Congressman Paul surprised her with a little early morning sausage. “I said that she could sleep in and I provided her breakfast,” […]

Jon Huntsman is Manchurian Candidate Says Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney… So Far

Ron Paul’s presidential campaign is on fire right now defending accusations of having released a video calling presidential candidate Jon Huntsman the “Manchurian Candidate”, suggesting that he has Chinese, not American, values, and that Huntsman’s adopted daughters are not really “adopted” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, get it?). The alleged makers of the video which was […]

GOP Candidate, Ron Paul, Storms Off CNN Set: Interview Continues Without Him

During a CNN interview on Wednesday, GOP Congressman and candidate for president Ron Paul took off his microphone and walked out after questioning by Gloria Borgerseemed to make him uncomfortable and frustrated. The questions that were asked of Paul regarded newsletters he published 20 years ago.  The newsletters apparently contained some pretty incendiary racist material, […]

Ron Paul: I’ll Haunt Your Prostate, Free Bananas!

Watch out for your prostates, men! And not because of the glow in the dark urethra beaming out of your pants. That’s just radiation or cancer or whatever. No, you need to be on the lookout now for Ron Paul who, according to Bad Lip Reading, wants to haunt your prostate! We all thought this […]

Ron Paul Buses Not Short Enough for Values Voter Summit

It’s pretty bad when the person who runs the poll says not to put any stock in his poll. Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council informed CNN that the public shouldn’t pay attention to his recent poll in which Ron Paul came in first place. Wait a minute, Tony! It appears that your 2011 […]