Crazed Apes Escape Penn State Zoo After Hearing of Firing of Joe Paterno, Head Lion Trainer

Thousands of screaming chimpanzees with smart phones in hand escaped the local zoo in Centre County, Pennsylvania today after apparently being startled by loud noises coming from a multitude of electronic devices surrounding them saying that a head lion trainer, Joe Paterno, had been fired. The situation was truly bizarre as nearly 2,000 chimpanzees escaped […]