Top Ten Reasons to Support #OccupyWallStreet

Many of you may be wondering what those crazy, raisin-eating, patchouli-wearing, drum-beating hippies are doing blocking the streets as you’re trying to get to your Non Fat, Half-Caff, Mocha Chai Latte on your way work. Well, through the use of nonviolent Arab Spring tactics, they are just trying to rid the country of the corporate […]

Herman Cain to #OccupyWallStreet: Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting, Whatever-the-Hell-You-Are People! (VIDEO)

In our new segment titled Paraphrasing Gone Horribly Wrong, here is our disasterous attempt to paraphrase Herman Cain’s recent interview with the Wall Street Journal regarding the Occupy Wall Street Protesters. We apologize in advance for all the errors; see the video below for the actual interview: I don’t have facts to back this up […]

NAILED! Occupy Wall Street Protester Educates Fox News Reporter

For some reason, this didn’t make it to air on Fox News. No idea why.

The F***ing Marines Are Coming To Occupy Wall Street

You read it right. THE Marines are coming to Wall Street. The ones that took an oath to protect America. And apparently these guys take it seriously! Granted many may not be active duty but you know what they say, “Once a Marine, always a Marine.” Actually, do they say that? Just seems fitting. They […]