Obama White House Shuts Down Main Street USA, No Longer the Happiest Place on Earth

Obama White House Shuts Down Main Street USA No Longer the Happiest Place on Earth

Literally, dozens of shops were shut down on Main Street USA Thursday as President Barack Obama’s White House intruded on the Happiest Place on Earth. Hundreds of pimply-faced, yet wholesome-looking teenagers dressed like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins had to go on break early as the evil Obaminator took over the microphone to discuss his [...]

Barack Obama Caused the Great Recession

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President Obama caused the Great Recession. The conclusive* evidence is below. It is no secret that conservatives would love to blame President Obama for the collapse of the US economy. Even better if a line could be drawn directly from his policies of socialized medical care and big business bailouts to the problems with unemployment [...]

Newt Gingrich Doesn’t Know his Radical Presidents, Do You?

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Recently the great historian Newt Gingrich has been on the campaign trail proclaiming Barack Obama to be the “most radical president in American history.” He’s even dubbed Obama a “Saul Alinsky radical” which would place President Obama in the same category as Cesar Chavez (UFW), Wade Rathke (ACORN), Hillary Clinton, Dick Armey, James O’Keefe and [...]

Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

“We can start with his idea to have a lunar colony that would mine minerals from the moon. I’m not in favor of spending that kind of money.” Mitt Romney on the differences between himself and Newt Gingrich “I was in the Private Sector.” – Newt Gingrich, On his relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie [...]

Gingrich: Fox News Analysts are Idiots

Newt Gingrich - Fox News Analysts are Idiots

It may not be news to most folks on the planet, but to supporters of Newt Gingrich and to the GOP in general it may have come as a surprise. All those trusted crazed faces on Fox News telling them that president Obama is the Antichrist, that the Islamization of America is going to damn [...]

Tebow magic … an Obama Christmas … more free time for Bill

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Every time Tim Tebow scores a touchdown, an angel gets its wings. … With unemployment at 9 percent, Obama must go door-to-door on Christmas morning. “Look, kid, sorry Santa didn’t bring you that train set, but I gave your daddy’s job to a 14-year-old Chinese kid.” … Chuck Todd is lucky to have his an [...]

INSIDER TRENDING: Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists & Pope vs. Benetton’s UnHate Campaign

Political Paunch – Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists and the Pope and UnHate Campaign

In preparation for wresting with Congress over the collapse of the Super Committee and his jobs bill, Obama’s getting crocodile insurance. Rick Perry’s Campaign can’t afford YouTube. Keith Olbermann misunderstands the point of white supremacist biker gangs believing that they admit black folks. The Pope hates Benetton’s UnHate Campaign. After Benetton Photoshopped His Holiness pecking [...]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

Presidential Hopefuls Contenders and Wannabes Not Currently Under Indictment

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a [...]

Journalists Held Hostage by G20 Officials After Secret Communiqué Regarding Benjamin Netanyahu was Threatened with Release

Journalists Held Hostage by G20 Officials After Secret Communiqué Regarding Benjamin Netanyahu was Threatened with Release

Tense moments ticked away as a room full of restless reporters stared at one another wondering what to do. Those that were paying attention were shocked at what they had just heard. The others were shocked at why half the room was looking so shocked at them. Whatever it was, it was serious! What they [...]

A New Republican Strategy For 2012: Nominate Nobody

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(Photo: David.Monniaux) Poll after poll reveals that if the general election were to be held today, President Obama would win by a slight margin against the leading Republican candidate Mitt Romney. Moreover, he would beat any other republican candidate if the race were held today. Every candidate except one: the Generic Ballot Republican. If the [...]