How Dare the GOP

Writing for a site like Restoring Truthiness it should go without saying that I am an unquestioning subscriber to liberal ideology. However, I must admit sometimes it is hard to blindly support ideals that suggest taxing the rich fixes everything and the government knows best. But every once in a while I am able to […]

Limbaugh to Sandra Fluke: Free Condoms and Lube, You Slut, That’s All You Get, And I Get to Watch!

That about sums up what Rush Limbaugh had to say in the last few days regarding women’s rights to contraception. Oh that and Sandra Fluke’s a prostitute and a slut. Sandra Fluke, by the way, is the third-year law student, who testified about Georgetown University’s policy on contraception during an unofficial hearing on Capitol Hill […]

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Posse Investigates Obama Birth Certificate, Screws 13-Year-Old Girls

You thought it was over, didn’t you? But it’s like that serial killer at the end of the horror movie that just never quite dies. Yes, unfortunately, they’re BAAA-aaack … the Birthers that is. Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his self-proclaimed “Posse” have returned with their results of their six- month long investigation into the legitimacy […]

Vaginas vs. The Vatican: New Hampshire GOP Says No Employers Have to Pay for Contraception

The New Hampshire GOP is just the latest in the growing list of Republican state parties that has hit freak-out mode over the battle between vaginas and the Vatican. Just this week vaginas scored big as the Virginia legislature began backpedaling on its state-sanctioned rape bill. And a couple weeks ago, after the Vatican attacked […]

Obama Unveils Strategy for Women’s Vote

In the 2008 campaign, then candidate Obama was polling well among women but looked to shore up support among men. His strategy was to play basketball with U.S. forces, sinking nothing-but-net three pointers to the collective “Damn!” of the male television audience. The strategy was a success, however, in this election Obama needs to shore up […]

Bishops Shocked by Non-Rhythmic Sex

Their souls shall burn in hell. Last month the Obama Administration’s announced that family planning services must be provided by health insurance plans, including those offered by religious institutions operating schools and hospitals. The rule set off a firestorm of protest on the part of U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops which vowed to mobilize the nation’s […]

Once Upon A Primary

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a young elephant.  This elephant was – as elephants often are – Republican.  And as the young pachyderm journeyed through the jungle toward his polling place, he came across a crazy old man who cackled like a fool. “They think I’m dangerous,” squealed the old Texan Libertarian. “Why would […]

President Obama Delivers “State of Reality” Speech A Week After His “State of the Union” Address

  President Obama Delivers A Dose of Reality To Students One Week After State of the Union After delivering his “State of the Union” speech last week, President Obama decided to address a group of college seniors at the prestigious University of Norfolk in Detroit, Michigan. The speech has now been dubbed the “State of Reality” […]

Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

The State of the Union, Abridged

An early copy of the President’s State of the Union address was leaked onto the White House website earlier today. To the shock and amazement of many of the website visitors, the speech was left up for all to view.  The open and frank language of the speech was shocking enough, but the brevity of […]